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Posted by on Nov 15, 2015 in Blog, Essays, Movie Reviews | 6 comments

Homicidal Loner and Serial Adulterer Idolized by Audiences in Latest Blockbuster Movie


Daniel Craig - New James Bond movie Casino Royale


A blockbuster movie was recently released, in which a heavily-armed, highly-trained maniacal loner with no apparent friends nor familial attachments murders a heap of people during the course of his 2-hour, 34 minute onscreen presence.  Dozens of hard-working, loyal private and public employees, many with families and children of their own, are shot, maimed, burned, crushed, and blown apart in order to satisfy the killer’s bloodthirsty cravings.

The killer disrupts daily life and creates chaos in several scenic locales — including Mexico City, Rome, Tangiers, London, the Sahara Desert, and the Austrian Alps.  Hundreds of millions of dollars in property damage occurs, instigated entirely by a series of confrontations which lead to non-stop violence, and ultimately death and destruction.

Unperturbed by potential criticism, the star also proves to be a serial adulterer.  Young and old, of any race — his wanton lust knows no boundaries.  His sexual conquests include a mournful widow on the night of her deceased husband’s funeral, after stalking her back to her home after the burial.  He beds the weeping lass making her forget her loss momentarily, and then afterward never once calls her back.  What a dog.  The creep is frequently observed hiding off in the darkness, peering around corners, and trespassing into areas where women sleep.  If he were not wearing a tuxedo, one might suspect he was a peeping tom.

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Posted by on Oct 25, 2015 in Blog, Essays, Sports Betting | 2 comments

Dear England: “We apologize.” — Signed, America




Dear England:

You deserve much better than this.  You really do.

You once gave America greatness.  You shipped us your icons.  You gave us the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, and the Who.  We returned the favor by sending you the Miami Dolphins, Detroit Lions, Oakland Raiders, and Jacksonville Jaguars.

Talk about getting shafted!  Somebody in this exchange got screwed royally, and it has nothing to do with your old blue-haired Queen.  By the way, is she still alive?

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Posted by on Oct 22, 2015 in Blog, Essays, Las Vegas, Restaurant Reviews | 1 comment

Look What This Las Vegas Barbecue Joint Turned Into….




Gee, I thought the barbecue tasted a little funny.

Las Vegas locals who live here on the West Side will undoubtedly remember the name “Memphis Championship Barbecue,” which opened up their family-style restaurant about 15 years ago at 1401 South Rainbow Blvd.  Not to be confused with their Henderson sister location which remains open, for reasons unknown, this rib joint just never made a splash.

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