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Posted by on Aug 16, 2026 in Blog | 0 comments

The Hat Opens in Las Vegas (Restaurant Review)

 

 

Well, I finally tried THE HAT, and it sure lived up to its reputation! Total satisfaction!

THE HAT opened it’s first Las Vegas location about two months ago. My first visit was stonewalled by a 45-minute wait in a drive thru and a standing line out the door wrapping around the corner. Forget it. I skipped and decided to come back when things “calmed down.” Yesterday afternoon, I made my return.

What started 75 years ago in Los Angeles as a roadside food stand serving hot pastrami sandwiches has become a bustling franchise with 12 stores (11 in California, and now 1 in Nevada). Now, I understand why they are so popular.

We ordered one ORIGINAL PASTRAMI, one LARGE FRIES, and because I couldn’t help myself for an extra $5.95 — one HAMBURGER (I’d read reviews the burgers were good). Cost came to $26. Unless you have a huge appetite, the sandwich and fries are large enough to split between two people. So, we could have eaten and been happy for $20, without the added burger.

 

The ORIGINAL PASTRAMI is big and heaping with meat. The most popular option comes with pickles and mustard on a hoagie roll, which is toasted. It’s wrapped nicely in wax paper, so the sandwich is easy to eat (in a car) and you won’t end up wearing it on your shirt and lap. Au jus was in a small cup on the side, for dipping. But the sandwich is moist enough to eat alone. The pastrami reminded me of the legendary old deli at Binion’s Horseshoe in Downtown Las Vegas, which used to be an institution. Best I’ve had since the good ole’ days. There are many pastrami options (barbecued, with cheese, etc.), but the original was perfectly satisfying and delicious.

I really liked the fries which were in a paper serving boat and basically tossed into a brown paper bag, then shoveled with MORE FRIES. It was a bag of fries, and sure worth the money. Next time, I’ll try the ONION RINGS to see if they are served the same way.

 

Las Vegas has lots of excellent hamburger joints, and gourmet burgers are a big thing now just about everywhere. I was reluctant to add more food to the order, especially with such an unimaginative item like a burger, but I absolutely had to try this–especially given the low price. I expected a baby burger but was surprised by its regular size. What struck me was the heaping pile of cold lettuce and cold tomatoes with the double meat, and toasted sesame bun. The cold-hot contrast was quite dramatic (obviously, you have to eat the burger instantly for this effect). This was outstanding for the value, especially if you just want an old-fashioned hamburger with simple fresh ingredients. I don’t know why that burger hit the spot, but I’m still having food fantasies. Quick, grab my car keys and clear a path to the front door.

The car line was as short as I’ve ever seen it (I have driven by many times, and the line is always long, until this visit). Best time to go is probably mid-afternoon in between lunch and dinner. I waited about 10 minutes. I have not stepped inside but I understand there’s plenty of seating. Maybe I’ll do that next time.
The sign of a good restaurant is usually a crowd, and THE HAT remains busy. I could go back today and order the same thing and be very happy — another sure sign of approval.

It’s rare for restaurants (especially fast food) to live up to the hype. For me, THE HAT met those expectations. I look forward to this new option in my restaurant rolodex. Fast food is something I almost never do, and is usually only a desperate emergency late-night option when nothing else is open or I’m in a rush for time. I’ll adjust that thinking. THE HAT is one of the very few restaurants worth a trip on its own.

But, be sure and bring a friend, and a hearty appetite.

FOOD QUALITY: 9 (on a 10 scale)
SERVICE AND AMBIANCE: 8
VALUE: 8.5

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Posted by on Jun 30, 2026 in Blog | 0 comments

Rage Against the Machine

 

 

“A man’s got to know his limitations.”

— Dirty Harry

 

The one thing I’m going to miss when driverless autos take over the world is — the car horn.

With driverless automation, there won’t be a need for car horns anymore. Think about it.

I love to use (e.g. abuse) my car horn. It’s the sword of road justice, and the war canon of revenge. “Death Wish” and vigilante god Charles Bronson be damned, we can’t run over people or smash into stupid drivers to teach them a lesson. That’s what the car horn is for. A weapon. A pacifier. Hey jerk who cut me off in traffic…..enjoy the sound of my middle finger.

Whaaaaaaaaa!……Whaaaaaaaaaa!…..Whaaaaaaaaa!

That said, what i witnessed today near The Strip in Las Vegas made me think and it made me laugh. Here, I’ll explain.

What made me *think* was this: When driving, there’s construction and detours and traffic cones everywhere. Especially here in Las Vegas. It’s common to see three-lane boulevards toothpaste-squeezed into a narrow single lane of passage. Of course, this always happens around rush hour. When I’m in a hurry. When late. Move it, you fucking shits!

When traffic *merges*, there’s an unwritten drivers’ code. One car from one lane, and another car from the next. It’s like a zipper. Most drivers understand the code and merge with the flow.

Well, driverless taxis have no conscience. They don’t make friends. They don’t care about the other driver and upsetting the natural order of the universe.

I watched on Desert Inn as a Zoox, which is one of those cube-looking robotic taxis merged with traffic but then didn’t adhere to “the code.” Zoox saw a lane and an opportunity and darted into the free space. Well, that set of the driver in front of me like a ticking time bomb.

This isn’t a hit piece on driverless vehicles. I’m generally supportive of technology and things that improve public safety. However, witnessing this merge traffic situation made me think about it. There is no substitute for a hand wave. There is no robot that understands common courtesy. In essence, driverless cars see the road as war zones. They flood the space. They conquer the odometer. The conquest is in getting from Point A to Point B without having to pay the labor cost of a driver.

I mentioned that I laughed, and I’ll explain that now, too. The driver who festered with entitlement and felt he was cut off because the road code was violated by the Zoox taxi robot blasted his horn like he was Curtis LeMay raining down flames on Tokyo. He let that cube taxi have it. Whaaaaaaaaa! …… Whaaaaaaaaaa! …..Whaaaaaaaaa!

I watched from afar and behind, wondering what the noise-fuckery was all about. Doesn’t that horn-hog driver know the auto-robot taxi is basically like a computer chip affixed to a satellite signal? No one is watching, or listening — pal. Oh, except for the terrified tourist family Zoox passengers probably from Nebraska wondering who the fuck the road rage terrorist is that’s blasting his horn like a psychopathic madman.

Watching this clash of intellect and technology in front of my eyes, I felt like blasting my horn at the asshole just to make it a fair fight. But instead, I just shook my head and lectured Marieta with one of my pearls of road wisdom.

“Look at that jerk-off. Why is he blasting his horn at an Zoox taxi? The robot can’t hear the horn and that guy looks like a fool! Doesn’t he know how stupid he looks?”

Marieta (who is used to my rants and has developed her own special skill set micromanaging my outrage-rant-chaos) deadpanned the perfect delivery of a retort:

“You mean like when you scream at the television when watching the news and sports?”

Pregnant pause. About ten seconds of dead silence filled the front seat.

Softly nodding. Sheepish half grin. Head down. Point conceded. Defeat acknowledged.

Yes indeed — a man’s got to know his limitations.

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Posted by on Apr 28, 2026 in Blog | 0 comments

Women Rule: Did You Know This About Nevada?

 

 

WOMEN RULE:
DID YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT NEVADA?

This past Saturday, I had the rare opportunity to spend the afternoon with Congresswoman Susie Lee. She’s been a member of the U.S. House of Representatives since the 2018 mid-term election. Rep. Lee represents most of the west side of Las Vegas, including my home district.

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