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Posted by on Oct 12, 2026 in Blog | 0 comments

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner (Part 3) — Billy Crystal

 

 

GUESS WHO’S COMING TO DINNER:
MY DREAM INVITE LIST (Part 3)

Thanks for joining me once again and reading my new writing series, which continues today.

“Name ten people you would invite to a lavish dinner for a night of great conversation.”

Time for Part 3, and my third pick for the greatest dinner and conversation of all time:

BILLY CRYSTAL

Explanation: Billy Crystal is far from my favorite comedian, actor, or entertainment personality. But take the sum of all his parts, and he’s dynamite. Few performers have played so many different roles in stand-up, movies (comedy and drama), television, on Broadway, hosting the Academy Awards, and delivers such authenticity in every appearance. As a dinner guest, one can only imagine the stories and the people he’s encountered over the decades since his first professional gig 56 years ago. To me, he’s the perfect dinner guest.

Some facts I learned, and you may not know about — BILLY CRYSTAL:

– age 78

– born in New York City

– father was a jazz producer and promoter who owned Commodore Music Store and Commodore Records

– regularly welcomed Billie Holiday and other jazz greats inside the family home

– father lost everything with decline of jazz’s popularity and new music stores opened up in the 1960s

– attended Marshall University (in West Virginia) on a baseball scholarship

– transferred to New York University where he met his wife (graduated in 1970)

– one of his Fine Arts Department instructors at NYU was Martin Scorsese, and was in the same classes alongside Oliver Stone and Christopher Guest

– started out as an improv comedian, then started doing impressions. He perfected the famous Muhammed Ali-Howard Cosell routine, which got him invited to his first “Tonight Show” in 1976, then later most of the “Dean Martin Roasts”

– guested on numerous television shows in the 70s — “All in the Family,” “The Love Boat,” and others. Was casted full time on a controversial show titled “Soap”….his role was one of the first openly gay characters on television

– appeared on popular afternoon TV game show “The $10,000 Pyramid” and still holds the record to this day as the fastest contestant partner to reach the top cash prize — six clues and right answers in just 26 seconds!

– came up with lounge lizard’s schmaltzy catch-phrase line “You look….maaahhvelous!” on the spot in a SNL skit

– first movie role was playing a pregnant man in Joan Rivers’ film “Rabbit Test”

– hosted the annual Academy Awards ceremony nine times. He’s often regarded as one of the best hosts in history, praised for his impeccable timing and good judgement. Many of his best ad lib lines became classics

– memorable films roles in “The Princess Bride,” “When Harry Met Sally,” “City Slickers,” “Analyze This,” and more

– appeared in both Jay Leno’s very first show, and very last show

– Directed “61,” a film documentary about Roger Maris breaking Babe Ruth’s home run record.

– produced two best-selling jazz compilations of old recordings made by his family of Billie Holiday and others.

– said the hardest thing he ever did onstage was paying tribute to close friend and fellow comedy legend Robin Williams in a live telecast. “I was really worried I wasn’t going to get through it,” he later said.

– co-founder and huge supporter of “Comic Relief,” a charity that provides assistance to many comedians going through tough times and for homeless people

– numerous honors and awards, including one of the Kennedy Center honorees in 2023

– huge baseball fan and lifelong New York Yankees fan. Was signed to a one-day contract by the Yankees on his 60th birthday and even made a plate appearance in a spring training game against the Pirates (he struck out)

– met Mickey Mantle as a kid, who was his childhood hero and they later became good friends–Crystal delivered the eulogy at his funeral

– author of five books

– married in 1970, still married after 56 years, two daughters

– their home was totally destroyed in the terrible Pacific Palisades Fire (2025)

– has endorsed candidates and appeared in many political commercials, almost entirely Democrats

 

Crystal is always a great interview subject. But his best talent might be his spontaneity, rooted in his sketch comedy days and improv style act. In this interview CLICK HERE, he tells the famous story of hosting the Oscars live in front of millions of people, and disaster strikes. Great story. Classic Crystal.

Finally, there’s always something a little deeper about Crystal when he’s really “on.” Maybe it’s between the lines. A delayed reaction. It’s like we get the inside joke, and we’re privileged to be a part of it. I also really admire his ability to be funny, but never vulgar. A throwback to the classic comedians, he rarely uses profanity in his act or in any roles.

I’m really liking my guest list, so far. I’ve now got three of my ten seats filled:

1. ALICE COOPER
2. NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON
3. BILLY CRYSTAL

More coming soon.

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Posted by on Oct 8, 2026 in Blog | 0 comments

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner: Part 2 (Neil deGrasse Tyson)

 

 

GUESS WHO’S COMING TO DINNER:
MY DREAM INVITE LIST (Part 2)

Yesterday, I introduced a new writing series.

“Name ten people you would invite to a lavish dinner for a night of great conversation.”

Yeah, this is all imaginary, of course, and just for fun.

My first invited guest surprised many readers: ALICE COOPER

Now, this is Part 2. It’s time send out my second invitation and fill the next seat at the grandest dinner of all time.

Pondering my next invited guest, a full confession: I’m intrigued by people who have seen the world from a very different perspective. Only a handful of people in all of human history have taken such great risks to travel such an extraordinary distance into the heavens to look back upon earth from afar. Of the 12 men who have walked on the moon, only four are still alive.

Picking any of those dozen brave men (assuming we could invite the deceased) is justified. I’d certainly gain something significant from the conversation, or just by listening. However, I don’t know enough about the space program or those astronauts to make any final determination about which one of them is the best to invite. Buzz Aldrin? Neil Armstrong? I don’t know. But were it possible I’d chose some amalgamation of those who risked their lives, were way ahead of their time, and saw us in a way that no one else can compare. I also suspect they returned as changed men and were altered forever after that amazing experience, and some in the space program even had difficulty adjusting — and being husbands and fathers and neighbors and just doing regular things — back on planet earth. I mean, how do you top *walking on the moon*?

So….given that I can’t pick just one astronaut, instead I’ll invite someone who is best suited to put all of this (and more) into perspective:

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON

Some facts I learned, and you may not know about — NDT:

– age 68
– born in New York City
– father was sociologist who worked for NYC Mayor John Lindsay, and was the first director of Harlem Youth Opportunities
– mother was a federal employee who worked as a gerontologist for the U.S. Dept. of Health, Education and Welfare
– at 14, he received a coveted scholarship from the Explorers Club of New York to view the 1973 total solar eclipse aboard a ship, which included speakers Neil Armstrong and Isaac Asimov
– at 17, he was invited by famous astrophysicist Carl Sagan to Cornell: “I already knew I wanted to become a scientist. But that afternoon, I learned from Carl the kind of person I wanted to become,” he later said.
– education:
Harvard (BA)
University of Texas (MA)
Columbia University (PhD)
– has held numerous positions in academia, research, and space technology–far too many to list.
– author (or co-author) of 17 books
– hosted several popular television series, including a NOVA documentary series called “Origins” and an update of the classic PBS series “Cosmos.”
– former director of the Hayden Planetarium
– host of “Star Talk,” a podcast which became a popular weekly TV show
– on spirituality. “I would say if I find a word that came closest, it would be ‘agnostic…I remain unconvinced by any claims anyone has ever made about the existence or the power of a divine force operating in the universe.”
– on the lack of women (and minorities) in science, “…before we start talking about genetic differences, you gotta come up with a system where there’s equal opportunity. Then we can start having that conversation.”
– positively advocated for the freedoms of homosexual and transgender citizens (and has debated the topic versus many right-wing and religious rivals in various media)
– appears regularly on news shows, late night talk shows, comedy central, and a vast array of mainstream programs
– has appeared as a guest on The Big Bang Theory, Gravity Falls, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Zoolander 2, Ice Age: Collision Course, Family Guy, BoJack Horseman, The Simpsons, Salvation, and Scooby-Doo, and Guess Who?
– met his wife when they were both students at the University of Texas, married nearly 30 years, 2 children
– numerous awards and honors

 

I left out NDT’s best quality — and that’s his gift at taking complex subjects and explaining them to those of us who lack that level of knowledge. He makes learning fun. He’s also demonstrated a wonderful wittiness over many years, which isn’t exactly the first character trait we think of in an astrophysicist. I’ve also witnessed NDT talk about numerous topics in speeches and interviews — from space, to UFOs, to world history, to AI, to molecular biology, to just about anything you can think of — and speak with a rare combination of authority and unorthodoxy.

Finally, there’s his wonderful sense of humor. Rarely have we seen anyone explain things while often laughing and enjoying the teaching experience. Tyson has a rare ability of being humorous, while insightful–and even deep. A terrific example is his short explanation of “what aliens might look like.” Trust me, this is well worth 3 minutes of your time.

CLICK TO WATCH HERE

This invite is a slam dunk, for me. I’ve now got two of my ten seats filled:

1. ALICE COOPER
2. NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON

More coming soon.

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Posted by on Oct 7, 2026 in Blog | 0 comments

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner: Part 1 (Alice Cooper)

 

 

GUESS WHO’S COMING TO DINNER:
MY DREAM INVITE LIST (Part 1)

Today, I’m starting a totally new writing series. This should be fun!

Read further and join this imaginary experience. Ride along. Better yet, ponder this question and then create your own list. Make your posts here on Facebook, and do your own series: Name the ten people you would invite to a lavish dinner for a night of great conversation. Just as important if not more so, explain *why* they made your list.

I’ll begin with my first invited guest at my grand once-in-a-lifetime dinner:

ALICE COOPER

Most rock musicians, especially the icons, are actually dull conversationalists. They’re horrible in interviews. Boring. Repetitive. One-dimensional. Self-absorbed. This opinion might sound ridiculous, but it’s true. Take almost any classic rocker (and most musicians) and they’re magical performers onstage and while playing music. But, most of the greats are not good storytellers, nor particularly insightful in a conversation.

Alice Cooper might be the very best *exception* to what I just wrote. He is exceptional, in every way,

Strangely, I’m not a huge Alice Cooper fan. I respect his music and remember his hits during the 1970s. I even saw his performance (on video) at last weekend’s NFL Las Vegas Raiders home game. He did the halftime show — at age 78.

No, what sets Vincent Damon Furnier (a.k.a. Alice Cooper) apart isn’t so much being the universally-acclaimed godfather of “shock rock.” It’s his ability to communicate. It’s his sincerity. It’s his being real. It’s being humble. It’s being self-aware. It’s his undeniable oddity and appeal, and making those around him feel welcome and connected. And then of course, the thing that truly makes a great dinner guest…. the unexpected.

Let me put it another way: If this guy was longtime best pals with Groucho Marx, that says it all. If he’s good enough to drink beer every night with Groucho, he must be a helluva’ presence.
Some facts I learned, and you may not know about — Alice Cooper:

– born in Detroit

– raised in Arizona

– his grandfather was an evangelist protestant missionary

– his father was also a pastor

– both his grandfather and father ministered to Native American Indians on local reservations

– grew up in a loving household, his parents even encouraged his musical career and played rock music inside their home (unusual for the 1960s)

– dated the sexiest woman alive back then, Raquel Welch

– after a wild bachelorhood, then married to the same woman for 50 years–and counting (married in 1976)

– father of three children

– never uses the name “Alice” with family and friends (“it’s a persona”)….those closest call him Vinnie

– was part of the famed rock rat pack of the 1970s in Los Angeles, made up of John Lennon, Harry Nilsson, Mickey Dolenz (Monkees) who did the club scene every night

– known for heavy metal and glam rock, but his origins as a stage performer were rooted in an early love of Vaudeville and over-the-top theatrics

– signed to his first record deal by Frank Zappa

– met Elvis in 1971 and was invited to his Las Vegas Hilton (International, back then) suite, where “the King” produced a snub-nosed revolver (great story)

– 30 albums, to date and 50 million records sold.

– plans to continue performing and touring, into his 80s

– opts to be non-political though he’s made many controversial statements, both supportive of left and right causes

– plays full round of golf 4 to 5 times a week (and is very good at it)

– his daily longtime golfing partner was the late country legend and stellar session guitar player and later TV star Glen Campbell (they were neighbors)

– was also neighbors with comedy legend Groucho Marx in an unlikeliest friendship. They often drank beer together at night and watched ballgames in his living room

– huge fan of Detroit sports teams, and Arizona Diamondbacks (baseball)- owns the first “O” on the famous Hollywood sign (he was the first to buy a letter, then got other celebrities to each buy one to preserve the iconic sign)

– did voice overs for lots of cartoons and video games (some you probably didn’t know it was Alice Cooper)

– Regularly had old Hollywood icons at his shows on the front row and backstage, including Marx, Bette Davis (who inspired his stage makeup)

– wrote the theme for the James Bond movie, “The Man with the Golden Gun” but it was decided he was too controversial so the song was scrapped at the last minute

– plays a mean ass harmonica and most of his shows have at least a few songs where he blows the roof off. See a link HERE as just one of hundreds of performances.

 

When I think of great interviews, conversationalists, and dinner guests it all starts with stories. And Alice Cooper delivers, while being humble and totally himself.

He’s an easy choice as one of my (imaginary) ten invited dinner guests.

More coming tomorrow.

(In the meantime, watch this short interview with Alice Cooper by Dan Rather — CLICK HERE — to get a feel of why he made my list)

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Posted by on Oct 4, 2026 in Blog | 0 comments

The Store that Changed Things: Saying Goodbye to Neiman Marcus

 

 

THE STORE THAT CHANGED US:

SAYING GOODBYE TO THE DOWNTOWN DALLAS LANDMARK KNOWN AS NEIMAN MARCUS 

I was saddened to learn that Neiman Marcus, the flagship store in Downtown Dallas, closed its doors for the final time, earlier this week. It first opened in 1914. It closed down for good on Sept. 30, 2026.
What a remarkable history.

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Posted by on Sep 27, 2026 in Blog | 2 comments

Making the Detour (TV Review)

 

 

My Review of David Chang’s New Food and Travel Show

David Chang is the latest “celebrity chef” to host a new travel show centered around food. I just finished watching the first episode and came away not only disappointed, but often bored and annoyed.

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