Missing an Easy Layout (Trump Blows It Again)

MISSING AN EASY LAYUP

Trump can’t even do the easy stuff without fucking things up.

Meetings that should be effortless and uncomplicated, turn into disasters.

Social events and pressers that are slam dunk simple under normal circumstances become absolute clusterfucks of needless controversy.

Of course, none of this is surprising because he’s a vile dickhead who just can’t help from being — himself.

Today at the White House, Trump had as easy a task as is imaginable. In politics, it’s called a layup. An open shot at an empty net. A can’t miss. A sure thing.

Boing! Trump blows it. The man would show up to wet dream with cottonmouth.