Easter Thoughts and Prayers from Trump’s “Spiritual Advisor”

TRUMPS ‘”SPIRITUAL ADVISOR” SHARES HER THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
Wrapped in a fresh new facelift that resembles frantically trying to stretch a queen-size fitted sheet over a king-size mattress while karate-chopping the tuck into a hopelessly stuffed crevice, here is Trump’s own personal “spiritual advisor” comparing him to the Lordy Jesus Christ on this holy (shit!) Easter Bunny Sunday.
Meanwhile, in his own early morning social media post likely made from the epicenter of Western Civilization — the White House bedroom toilet — her cult mob boss threatened to murder millions of innocent men, women, children, pets, and goldfish…..dropped the fuck-bomb….and slandered 1.3 billion Muslims.
Ho hum….just another Sunday morning in the Divided States of Madness in 2026.
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