It’s going to be so much fun watching men against abortion bitch and moan about paying child support.
Hey guys, get ready to pay up!
I’m talking about CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS.Read More
The doctor advised me to cut my wine consumption — in half.
So, instead of drinking a FULL bottle, now I’m drinking only a HALF bottle.
Today, I enjoyed a HALF bottle of Crémant de Loire, followed by HALF a bottle of Mer Soleil Silver Chardonnay.
Sticking with this new diet is going to be no problem!Read More
Oh puhleeeeeeze. Just stop.
Do you think any woman is going to leave reproductive responsibility and birth control up to a man?
Hell, we can’t even remember to take out the trash on Tuesdays.*
* …unless the recycling bin is overflowing with beer cans.