UFC at the White House

Disgraceful and embarrassing.

What next? Pawn Stars tents? Cockfights? Midget tossing? Girls in bikinis wrestling in jello?

Maybe they’ll turn the South Lawn into a giant parking lot for gas-guzzling monster trucks and tote-the-note rust buckets. Warm watered-down beer on tap. Premium seating on stuffed brown suede sofas splitting apart. A metal spike hammered into the former rose garden to tether chained pit bulls.

When it comes to the orange ass-slob, nothing surprises nor shocks me anymore.

Fucking lowlife trailer trash. Yet another desecration of the office and shame of our nation.