I Don’t Like Native Folk Dancing
Read MoreIs there anything more pathetic than native folk dancing?
Seriously.
I mean, except for infants, lacrosse, and light beer. And of course — Sheldon Adelson.
Read MoreIs there anything more pathetic than native folk dancing?
Seriously.
I mean, except for infants, lacrosse, and light beer. And of course — Sheldon Adelson.

Read MoreYou show me a machine or a computer program that can match the stellar majesty of Lauritz Melchior singing “Nessun Dorma,” and I’ll acknowledge it as music. Until then, it’s fucking garbage.
Read MoreFor unknown reasons, this flight is absolutely packed with children and infants. A couple of dozen. You’d think a flight between New Orleans and Las Vegas – the two most hedonistic cities in America – wouldn’t have many kids. But this one does.
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Read MoreNote: I’m spending eighteen days and nights in New Orleans.
Read MoreIf you can be in love with a city, then New Orleans is my mistress. Here are some stories from my eighteen days and nights in New Orleans.