SCREAMING DOESN’T MAKE THE FOOD TASTE ANY BETTER
Attention carrots! Taste better, you orange bastards! Do you hear me? I’m yelling at you!Read More
How is it possible that an isolated town with a population of 7,200 in the middle of nowhere has a gigantic world-class bakery (in Mammoth Lakes, CA)….and then just 42 miles away in another town with a population of 3,800 there’s ANOTHER astounding bakery selling fresh baked goods, deli items, and everything tastes amazing (in Bishop, CA)……
……and yet Las Vegas with an area population of 2,200,000 doesn’t have a single decent bakery?Read More
MY CAKE RANT: WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD-FASHIONED SIMPLICITY?
Why is it impossible to find a cake that’s simple, fresh, and delicious?
This goes for grocery stores, restaurants, and even bakeries.
Growing up, I always loved simplicity — coconut cake, chocolate cake, Boston cream pie, lemon pound cake, and simple sheet cakes that weren’t anything fancy, but were always tasty. These cakes were easy to make. Everybody loved those simple cakes.
Now, every cake I see, and every dessert I order LOOKS awesome. But they all TASTE LIKE SHIT!