The Bullshit King is Broke

 

 

GOOD MORNING!

Forget that old saying about “the emperor having no clothes.”

I’ve got a better one:  The bullshit king is broke.

Here’s a brilliant takedown from writer Jeff Tiedrich:

“Little Donny Fuckface is good at exactly one thing: Bullshitting.

It’s his whole business model: conning the rubes into believing he’s the savviest honcho who ever lived. it’s how he got banks to lend him money — by tricking them into believing his shitty properties were worth billions.

It’s how he got investors to finance his failing casinos — by filling their heads with nonsense about how he was going to make them rich.

And it’s how he became president — by conning low-information voters into believing he was going to personally buy each of them a pony.

Which is why it’s super fucking hilarious that yesterday, the bullshitting bullshitter who claimed to be worth TEN BILLION DOLLARS had to admit to a judge that he can’t come up with the money he needs to appeal the Big Trump Family Business Fraud Fuckery judgment.

‘Former President Donald Trump must come up with the full amount to cover the $454 million verdict in the civil fraud trial, an appeals court judge ruled Wednesday.’

And so the clock continues to tick, and Donny — who apparently can’t get Bone Saw Arabia to return his calls these days — is going to have to make some very unpleasant decisions about how he’s going to come up with — wait, let’s check the Trump Debt Tracker for the exact amount —

$465,256,089.66

— as of 9:15 this morning, Donny owes $465,256,089.66 to New York State.”