Still Undecided? Then Please, Don’t Vote

OUR LEADERS ARE ELECTED BY MORONS — AND THEY’RE KNOWN AS THE “UNDECIDEDS”

“Why should we encourage people with absolutely no knowledge of issues and an utter lack of interest in civic affairs to suddenly enter a voting booth and start checking boxes for candidates they know nothing about? It’s like begging a 5-year-old to show up on November 8th and be an air traffic controller for a day.”