The 20 Most Baffling Grammy Award Winners of All Time
Here’s a look at the most outrageous Grammy Award winners in history, from 1959 through 2019.
Since the awards were first doled out in 1959, the Grammys have translated into little more than a rubbernecking exercise for millions of watchers baffled by what’s happened to popular music.
Now in its 62nd year, the annual presentation is a proverbial dumpster fire of clashing musical genres and a twisted assemblage of conflicting generational tastes.
The latest chapter of chaos combined with curiosity will be written on Sunday night, at 7 pm CST with the CBS live telecast of the Grammy Awards.
The mish-mash of generational rivalries, wandering attention spans, and awkwardly pigeon-holed acts crammed into misnamed categories have produced many inexplicable (and undeserving) winners.
What follows are my picks for the most outrageous Grammy Award winners of all time, along with my correct choice as to who should have won the award instead for that year.
Dishonorable Mention (11-20):
(20) âMoon River,â by Henry Mancini winning âRecord of the Yearâ in 1962, instead of The Dave Brubeck Group for âTake Five.â Mancini was a wonderful composer and âMoon Riverâ became a huge hit as the accompanying soundtrack to the movie Breakfast at Tiffany’s. But âTake Fiveâ stood the test of time far better and it remains one of the best jazz recordings ever.
(19) âUse Somebody,â by Kings of Leon winning âRecord of the Yearâ in 2010, instead of Lady Gaga for âPoker Face.â Itâs not that âUse Somebodyâ isnât a well-executed and deserving song. Itâs just that Lady Gagaâs exemplary effort was far more innovative and globally infectious â both then and now.
(18) âDonât Worry, Be Happy,â by Bobby McFerrin winning âRecord of the Year in 1989, instead of Michael Jackson for âMan in the Mirror.â Somehow, an annoying bubble-gum song with a terrible message (donât worry, be happy? really? seriously?) topped the far more serious and deserving monster hit by one of the greatest artists in pop history (before his personal scandals). The only explanation for this egregious mistake was that voters must have been suffering from Michael Jackson fatigue, as he pretty much dominated the 1980s music scene and by then some rivals were bitterly tired of him.
(17) River: The Joni Letters, by Herbie Hancock winning âAlbum of the Yearâ in 2008, instead of Amy Winehouse for Back to Black. For more than three decades, Hancock has given the world a lot of great music. But this was far from is best career effort. Winehouse was the edgier, far more interesting, crossover-pick for her throwback R&B style and extraordinary vocal interpretations on what remains a flawless album (one of my favorite compositions of the last ten years).
(16) âYou Light Up My Life,â by Debby Boone winning âSong of the Yearâ in 1978, instead of âEvergreenâ performed by Barbra Streisand and composed by Paul Williams, which was the only tie in Grammy history. Booneâs embarrassingly cheesy ballad now comes across little more than a wide-lapelled polka-dotted fashion statement and a throwback to a gutless period in popular music dominated by coked-up disco queens and the vanilla saccharine of Barry Manilow. Itâs hard to believe nominees the Eagles, Carly Simon, and Glen Campbell all lost to this sappy feather-haired nobody. My two choices would have been either Stevie Wonder (âSir Dukeâ) or the brilliantly-composed âStar Wars Theme,” by the great composer John Williams.
(15) âGames People Playâ by Joe South winning âSong of the Yearâ in 1970, instead of anything else from the rich catalog of popular music recorded and released not just within the rock genre, but the golden era of Motown, as well. Even prolific composer Burt Bachrach, who had two nominations in this category (canceling each other out, most likely) was a far more deserving choice. Has anyone ever heard of Joe South since he walked on stage that night, beating out Diana Ross, the Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Jackson 5, Neil Diamond, and B.B. King (âThe Thrill is Goneâ was eligible that year â how did that not win?).
(14) âRoseanna,â by Toto winning âRecord of the Yearâ in 1983, instead of Willie Nelson for âAlways on My Mind.â What an awful song and a regrettable pick. A disgrace. An embarrassment. Disreputable. Utterly baffling. Insane. Voters much have been smoking some of Willie Nelsonâs weed. âEvery Breath You Takeâ by the Police, âSweet Dreamsâ by The Eurythmics, and âBeat Itâ by Michael Jackson all came out that year. âRoseannaâ won over those songs? How?
(13) Two Against Nature by Steely Dan winning âAlbum of the Yearâ in 2000, instead of anything else released that year. Give it to Radiohead, Eminem, Paul Simon, or Beck â all who were nominated and then bypassed for the best album that year. Not Steely Dan. My picks would have been Garth Brooksâs live double album or Christina Aguileraâs self-titled debut best-seller.
(12) Hootie and the Blowfish winning âBest New Artistâ in 1996, instead of either Alanis Morrissette or Shania Twain. No brainer. Enough said. No excuse for this oversight. Even at the time, anyone could see Morrissette and Twainâs natural talent and staying power as potentially volcanic forces in popular music. Not Hootie. Not the Blowfish.
(11) âKiss from a Rose,â by Seal winning âRecord of the Yearâ in 1996 instead of TLCâs âWaterfalls.â TLC was a wonderfully gifted R&B girl group, and this was their biggest crossover hit. But that didnât matter. Sealâs overwrought and melodramatic torture of a song âKiss from a Roseâ won, mostly because the flop from two years earlier got remixed into the Batman movie soundtrack, and then quickly shot up the charts. That wasnât even Sealâs best song released from that epic album. âPrayer for the Dyingâ was. Listen to the two songs. Itâs no contest.
And now, the worst, least-deserving, most outrageous ten winners of all time:
The Top/Bottom Ten
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(10) Milli Vanilli â âBest New Artist,â 1990
Itâs easy to see a much clearer picture now, rather than back then, when these two pop music Grammy winners from Germany faked and lip-synched their way to a scandalous victory. Fortunately, their careers ended up on the ash heap of music history, which gives us all hope that the same fate could ultimately befall all the Autotune frauds and phonies. Milli Vanilli was exposed and discredited, their Grammy award was stripped away, and their careers mercifully ended, delighting those of us whose ears still painfully echo with the horrors of stolen music. Using session musicians (and taking the credit) is problematic for any Grammy winner. But committing fraud is another. Good riddance.
Who Should Have Won â Indigo Girls
(9) âWinchester Cathedralâ (The New Vaudeville Band) â Best Contemporary Song, 1966
In an astonishing year in music that produced timeless classics including â Born Free, California Dreaminâ, Summer in the City, Strangers in the Night, Wild Thing, Good Vibrations, Iâm So Lonesome I Could Cry, The Sound of Silence, Homeward Bound, Wipeout, Land of 1,000 Dances, If I Were a Carpenter, Zorba the Greek, and Yesterday (this is only a partial list!) â guess what song ended up winning the âBest Contemporary Songâ Grammy that year? Answer â âWinchester Cathedralâ by those rock legends, The New Vaudeville Band. Urgh!
Who Should Have Won â The Beach Boys (âGood Vibrationsâ)….or maybe not, since all the Beach Boys recordings were really done by The Wrecking Crew.
(8) Burl Ives (âFunny Way of Laughinâ) â Best Country and Western Song, 1963
Burl Ives doesn’t get his historical due. He was a multi-talented songwriter, musician, and actor — one of the few to be nominated for both an Oscar and Grammy. He performed folk songs, played villains in movies, did voiceovers, and was even blacklisted during the McCarthy era. Yet, he is perhaps best known today for his iconic song and self-portrayal in the annual âRudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeerâ television program shown every Christmas season. Ives won a Grammy in 1963 for a song thatâs since been forgotten, which wasnât even a country song, edging out the iconic voice and life of George Jones, someone who would prove to be a giant influence in country music for the next five decades. Jones, then a breakout artist with one of his very first hit recordings, deserved the Grammy.
Who Should Have Won â âShe Still Thinks I Can,â By George Jones
(7) Starland Vocal Band â Best New Artist, 1977
Look up the Starland Vocal Band sometime, if you want a good laugh. The group recorded had one lame hit, the wickedly torturous âAfternoon Delight,â the epitome of a musical bologna sandwich and a fitting soundtrack for the decline of Western civilization. Even the rock group Boston, which was nominated in this category, lost to the trifling trio. This was a very bad year for popular music, arguably the worst ever as rock was phasing into disco and (later) new wave. And punk was still considered an oddity, if not outright musical anarchy. Note: This very well could be ranked #1 as the worst, most undeserved Grammy Award ever given, and if you doubt this, check out THIS VIDEO.
Who Should Have Won â The Clash
(6) âMost Highâ (Jimmy Page and Robert Plant) â Best Hard Rock Performance, 1999
Every rock nâ roll and blues fan reveres the music of Led Zeppelin. That said, this was one of the two frontmenâs weakest efforts, no doubt brought about by the opportunity of a potentially lucrative reunion album and tour, however brief that lasted. Meanwhile, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Pearl Jam, and Kiss were each overlooked by voters in this category. The Grammy voters got it wrong in Led Zeppelinâs heyday from 1968-1978 by not giving them any awards, and then committed and even more atrocious act by bestowing upon them what amounts to an apology award more than two decades later, long after their musical and cultural relevance was over.
Who Should Have Won â âThe Dope Show,â by Marilyn Manson
(5) Eric Clapton (âLaylaâ) â Song of the Year, 1992
Itâs painful to include master songwriter and performer Eric Clapton on any âundeserving list.â Heâs one of the greatest guitarists in popular music in history and probably deserves far more official accolades. But his 1992 Grammy win for a re-worked acoustical version of a song initially recorded in 1970 made no sense whatsoever, especially given the force the musical force that Nirvana was at the time. The song that should have won instead defined a new sound and an entire generation and continues to receive praise as one of the most innovative rock songs ever recorded. Itâs on virtually every âgreatestâ list of songs.
Who Should Have Won â âSmells Like Teen Spiritâ (Nirvana)
(4) A Taste of Honey â Best New Artist, 1978
Disco was certainly king during the late 70s, and this honor was a mirrored ball tossed to a manufactured cookie-cutter musical group that ultimately became a one-hit-wonder, with that timeless classic âBoogie Oogie Oogie.â Donât worry, youâre not alone. I donât know it either. A Taste of Honey disbanded soon thereafter and would be a historical footnote were it not for their mystifying victory as the music industryâs âBest New Artistâ in a year with far better nominees.
Who Should Have Won â Elvis Costello
(3) Bobby Russell (âLittle Green Applesâ) â Song of the Year, 1969
How could voters ignore the Beatles masterpiece âHey Jude,â which was easily the most deserving song of the year? A landmark achievement, the self-composed track was the first single ever released on Apple Records and was recorded in the summer of â68 following the groupâs return from three-months in India. That turned out to be a gargantuan year for the Fab Four, with several hits coming off the Magical Mystery Tour sessions, followed by the stellar double-disc release only months later, known as The White Album. Oh, and then there were two other popular hit singles, âRevolutionâ and âLady Madonna.â Breaking with tradition, âHey Judeâ wasnât even included on any album collection (until after the groupâs final breakup in 1970). The song spent a staggering nine weeks at number one, then a record â this in the midst of an explosive era when society was rapidly changing, racial and cultural barriers were coming down, and so much extraordinary music was being recorded â from rock nâ roll to Motown. âHey Judeâ shattered conventional formulaic radio-friendly thinking at the time, clocking in at more than 7 minutes. What begins as a slow piano-laden ballad with a single voice becomes an orchestral tour-d-force, finishing off with the memorable sing-a-long, âna, na, na â na, na, na, na.â Never has anything so simple sounded so amazing, as this live appearance in the U.K. on The David Frost Show reveals:
So, what won that year, instead? Chew on this. Bobby Russellâs mostly forgettable sleepy lullaby âLittle Green Apples,â performed by O.C. Smith. Remember that one? I didnât either. So, I had to look it up. Hereâs the âSong of the Yearâ winner for what was arguably the greatest year of popular music in history. And besides, the song was recorded by not less than three singers, also released as a single by Patti Page and O. C. Smith on separate occasions that same year. What makes the Bobby Russell version special? Answer — nothing. Russell didn’t even write the song! Outrageous.
 What Should Have Won â âHey Judeâ (The Beatles)
(2) Jethro Tull â Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance, 1988
Jethro Tull….heavy metal? Indeed. British rock group Jethro Tull floored the audience and shocked the music world in 1988, winning a Grammy in a category they had no business even being nominated in. The flute-infused rock act dusted off cobwebs from the early 1970s by winning the âBest Hard Rock/Metal Performanceâ honor, kicking far more deserving Metallica off to the curb. This incomprehensible oversight caused a major shakeup in the way musical genres were classified from that point forward. Two years later, Metallica, which was at the height of their creative peak, did indeed win a Grammy. The metal group took to the stage and famously quipped, âFirst thing weâre going to do is tank Jethro Tull for not putting out an album this year!â
 Who Should Have Won â Metallica
(1) Vaughn Meader (The First Family) â Album of the Year, 1963
Chances are, youâve never heard of this artist or this mostly-forgotten album, which inexplicably won âAlbum of the Yearâ in 1963. In fact, this became one of the fastest-selling albums of all time and racked up with more than 7 million total records sold. Vaughn Meaderâs entire act consisted of doing his impression of President John F. Kennedy, lampooning the famous Kennedy mystique, and mocking political events of the day. The first family reportedly hated it, which probably drove up sales even higher due mostly to curiosity. Strangely, way back then âAlbum of the Yearâ wasnât just reserved for music. Comedy was also eligible for consideration (recall Bob Newhartâs landmark win in this category in 1961, which was probably well deserved). However, Vaughnâs off-the-wall album wasnât even the best comedy performance of the year. That title most certainly should have gone to Lenny Bruce, then at the height of his popularity and in the news constantly at the subject of major controversy. Meanwhile, Vaughn Meaderâs one-trick-pony career went into the tank after the terrible events of November 1963, since no one wanted to laugh anymore about dead President. All thatâs remembered now is that this album should go down as the worst Grammy Award winner of all time. Here’s the far better choice (here’s what a real singer sounds like without Autotune):
Who Should Have Won â I Left My Heart in San Francisco by Tony Bennett
Most Bizzare Five-Time Grammy Winner of All Time — Christopher Cross
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Guess who has more Grammy Awards than the Beach Boys, Chuck Berry, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Bob Marley, Diana Ross, Led Zeppelin, Queen, The Who, or Tupac Shakur â combined?
Answer â Christopher Cross.
This milquetoast music maven won a whopping five Grammys in the year 1980 for his breakthrough debut album, which produced a quick flurry of hit singles. But his syrupy one-dimensional ballads ended up as pop music’s equivalent of pet rocks and beanie babies. In fairness to Cross, he didnât fit the ideal profile of an MTV-friendly artist, an 80s-era detour, which was entirely based on appearances and superficiality. Within a few years of a smashing debut and five fuddled acceptance speeches at that yearâs Grammys, Cross had all but disappeared from the charts. His last Billboard appearance was way back in 1985.
Meanwhile, the Beach Boys, Chuck Berry, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Bob Marley, Diana Ross, Led Zeppelin, Queen, The Who, and Tupac Shakur have never won a Grammy Award.
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