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Posted by Nolan Dalla on Mar 24, 2021 in Blog, Personal, Rants and Raves | 5 comments

CARVANA is a Pawn Shop

Buying a car? Stay away from Carvana.

Selling a car? Drive away from Carvana.

This company is nothing but a pawn shop.

Posted by Nolan Dalla on Dec 17, 2014 in Blog, Personal | 1 comment

Instructions For Those Who Send Christmas Cards

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Allow me to take this occasion to express my deepest gratitude to so many of you out there who sent me a Christmas card this year, or to appease the political correctness police — “a holiday card.”

Posted by Nolan Dalla on Nov 20, 2014 in Blog | 1 comment

The Perfect Wedding Gift for Charles Manson and His New Bride

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Anyone want to continue defending “traditional marriage” where this kind of mockery is legally permissible?

Posted by Nolan Dalla on Oct 6, 2014 in Blog, Sports Betting | 4 comments

First and Ten Corinthians (God’s Memo to Athletes)

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God: “Prayers in hospitals? Okay, I get that — not that I listen much. Way too depressing. But prayers in the Superdome? It’s enough to drive me bat-shit bonkers. Sort of like living next to the train tracks, the noise and vibration never stop.”

Posted by Nolan Dalla on Aug 9, 2014 in Blog, Personal, Rants and Raves | 5 comments

A Customer Service Pet Peeve

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Yesterday at a local Firestone Auto Center, I encountered something way too common.

While standing at the counter and explaining what repair services needed to be done, my time was poached and my man-space was violated. I’m talking about being hijacked by the all-too-frequent alien invader phone call.