The Mother’s Joy Raisin Brand Conspiracy

So wrong!
Read MoreLook at this travesty! Look what I saw in the grocery store yesterday!
Do you see what I see?
It’s MOTHER’S JOY!

So wrong!
Read MoreLook at this travesty! Look what I saw in the grocery store yesterday!
Do you see what I see?
It’s MOTHER’S JOY!

Every year the readers of the city’s biggest newspaper send in their picks for their favorite this and that, which are tallied up and later released as the winners of the “Best of Las Vegas” awards. Here’s my reaction to several categories.
Note: Lots of profanity in the video.
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Read MoreI watched a television show last week. It was about outer space. They showed a bunch of planets and stars. Boring stuff like that.
The show was confusing. Even worse, it made me depressed.
They talked about how gigantic the universe is compared to earth. Like that’s big news or something. Everybody knows that. They talked about the beginning of time up to the present day. It all made me realize that human life is like a milli-second on the galactic timeline. We’re nothing a blip. It kinda’ made me feel like shit. Like I’m nothing.
Read MoreNothing screams “WTF!” louder than the scene I witnessed last week here in Las Vegas. Sitting atop the glass counter above all kinds of expensive gold and diamond jewelry was — a tip jar.
I shit you not.
At a jewelry store!
Read MoreI don’t understand the appeal of strip clubs. Somebody, explain this to me.