Thirty-Two Things You Should Know Before Inviting Me to Dinner
Read MoreIn the coming months, I expect to get flooded with dinner invitations.
Everyone who is anyone is in Las Vegas during June and July, and that means I’m in heavy demand.
The Mother’s Joy Raisin Brand Conspiracy
So wrong!
Read MoreLook at this travesty! Look what I saw in the grocery store yesterday!
Do you see what I see?
It’s MOTHER’S JOY!
My Rant About Results of the Las Vegas Review-Journal Annual “Readers’ Poll”
Every year the readers of the city’s biggest newspaper send in their picks for their favorite this and that, which are tallied up and later released as the winners of the “Best of Las Vegas” awards. Here’s my reaction to several categories.
Note: Lots of profanity in the video.
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I Don’t Like Saturn
Read MoreI watched a television show last week. It was about outer space. They showed a bunch of planets and stars. Boring stuff like that.
The show was confusing. Even worse, it made me depressed.
They talked about how gigantic the universe is compared to earth. Like that’s big news or something. Everybody knows that. They talked about the beginning of time up to the present day. It all made me realize that human life is like a milli-second on the galactic timeline. We’re nothing a blip. It kinda’ made me feel like shit. Like I’m nothing.
A Nation of Tip Jars
Read MoreNothing screams “WTF!” louder than the scene I witnessed last week here in Las Vegas. Sitting atop the glass counter above all kinds of expensive gold and diamond jewelry was — a tip jar.
I shit you not.
At a jewelry store!
My Muse
Marieta Dalla
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