The Proper Way to Engage Me in Conversation

Read MoreI’m busy.
I don’t have time for small talk.
When you approach me, get straight to the point and wrap it up within a reasonable amount of time. Is that too much to ask?

Read MoreI’m busy.
I don’t have time for small talk.
When you approach me, get straight to the point and wrap it up within a reasonable amount of time. Is that too much to ask?

Read MoreFellow citizens.
All this stuff you hear about Americans not wanting to go to garage sales, preferring to stay at home, is a lot of bullshit.
Fact is, we love garage sales. All real Americans love the sting and clash of getting a bargain. We love the art of the hustle.

Read MoreNote: I attempted to write up a blow-by-blow description of what happened on Sunday, but found it way too demoralizing. Instead, I recorded a profanity-laced rant which appears as my contribution of the day.

Read MoreFew common annoyances are more irritating than waiting in a long line.
Except for one thing.

Read MoreIt’s been a while since I updated my “loathing and fear” list.
Listed in no particular order, here are 101 people, places, and things I can’t stand at this very moment: