Hey, Where’s My Special Designated Parking Place?

Read MoreMeet Brandy, a new addition to the family.

Read MoreMeet Brandy, a new addition to the family.

Read MoreEach time I cut corners, something really bad seems to happen which makes me blow a fuse and I end up writing and ranting about it.
So, here I am. My story begins two hot and sticky summer nights ago when I arrived in humidity-drenched Dallas at way past midnight, long after the rental car location was supposed to close.

Read MoreLet’s face it — just like everything else the Chinese have to come to own the Fourth of July. We’re all getting punked big time. We’re junkies. Check out the label on the box where your American flag is stored. You might be horrified to learn where Old Glory was made. That’s right, even the fucking flags are made in China.

The crime scene — June 19th
Read MoreA crime has been committed.
Someone has stolen the Blue Bunny machine out of the employee breakroom.