Today is “Black Friday,” or what I call, “the Great American Stampede.”
Think of millions of buffalo storming off a cliff.
Seriously, have you seen what goes on at malls and stores? People line up at midnight. Why? To go shopping!
That’s right, SHOPPING.
What are people thinking? Or smoking? Or snorting? Instead, couldn’t they have gone out and bought all that shit no one needs yesterday, or last week, or last month, you know — when most of the stores were empty and you could easily find a sales associate with a smile eager to help? What idiot wants to stand out in the cold, fight crowds, wait in long lines, and get horrible service? Well, it appears the answer is — just about anyone with a credit card and a pulse.
Today is the worst day ever invented by humankind. It’s a capitalist conspiracy designed to stir the masses into a buying frenzy. It’s an outlandish marketing campaign intended to drive more Americans further into debt. It’s the third-world slave labor employment act.Read More