Some jobs pay such pathetically low wages that tipping is absolutely necessary to get people to do that kind of work. Besides, anyone who repeatedly has to deal with the public probably deserves some kind of “survivor” bonus. Hell, I’d rather dig a ditch in the summertime for minimum wage than serve a family at an Applebee’s with a couple of highchairs. Please, hand me a shovel. I mean hand me a shovel to dig the ditch — not to use on the kids. Just want to make that clear.
The problem is….everyone who deals with the public now expects a tip. Tip jars are placed everywhere. Here in Las Vegas, tipping is probably my third-highest monthly expenditure, behind my mortgage payment and what I pay to the bookies.
Those who fail to learn after being fooled over and over again are doomed to be fooled over and over again.
Writing about a Trump MAGA rally is like narrating an orgy. I look around and I can’t believe I’m here. Everyone else seems to be having a ball of a time. Boobs and asses pack the room and are bouncing everywhere. There’s lots of screaming. But no one here strikes me as someone I want to get too close to, let alone touch. Please, I hope no one recognizes me.