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Posted by on Aug 24, 2025 in Blog | 0 comments

Jesus Christ, it’s Ryan Gosling!

 

 

JESUS CHRIST, IT’S RYAN GOSLING !!!

[Why Do Christians Continue to Believe Jesus was White?]

Yesterday, I shopped at Costco. I was surprised to see a big display for Christian-themed art in the middle of the store. Jesus stuff. Crosses. Angels. Doves. Lambs. Lots of lambs. And, of course, some handsome movie star dude who looks just like Ryan Gosling.

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Posted by on Aug 23, 2025 in Blog | 0 comments

MAGA Snowflakes Go Ape Shit at Cracker Barrel

 

 

Read: MAGA’s Cracker-Barrel Meltdown
Why let things go quietly when you can make them die violently?

 

Imagine struggling in the modern world as such a pathetic little snowflake that you get all weepy-eyed and overly-sensitive over a company logo and sign.

Seriously?

It’s a logo, people!

Hey, you MAGA hillbillies, try this: Calm the fuck down. Nobody’s going to yank away your basket of buttermilk biscuits and giant platter of pork sausages. Deep breaths, okay? There are still plenty of dusty American flags and old-timey shotguns hanging all over the walls in every Cracker Barrel restaurant. Rocking chairs are there in the front porch waiting area. Sit down, shut up, and slurp on a pecan roll.

You can still feel safe, little snowflakes.

#MAGAMorons

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Posted by on Apr 11, 2025 in Blog | 0 comments

The Free Cremation Dinner

 

 

COME TO THE FREE CREMATION DINNER SEMINAR!

If you’re of a certain age and live in a desirable zip code, you probably receive unsolicited VIP invites in the mail. These companies apparently know more about my health and finances than I do because they always seem to temp me with an offer that does have extraordinary appeal.

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Posted by on Apr 6, 2025 in Blog | 0 comments

Guess Who Was the World’s First Transgender….

 

 

QUESTION FOR SUNDAY SCHOOLERS:

Here’s a thought and a question on this glorious Sunday morning.

Since your “holy book” clearly states Eve was produced solely out of a body part from Adam, then doesn’t that make Eve the world’s first transgender ???

Body part was male, and then voila! Poof! Suddenly, HE is a SHE !!!

Right on, Eve! You go, girl !!!!

Discuss.

Join the lively discussion on Facebook HERE:

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Note: I have ZERO interest in the discussion of fairy tales and anything in the Bible is of no interest or use to me (nor humanity), except for the extraordinary harms it’s done and glaring hypocrisies contained therein. My only point here is that by MAGA making an enormous issue out of something that doesn’t really affect 90 percent of the population, their own belief systems become open to scrutiny. And there’s little that’s more a “spike the ball” moment than pointing out the basis of their entire existence –for those who believe in the ridiculous fables of Adam and Eve– are constructed purely on an act of TRANSGENDER surgery, and some could say body and gender mutilation.

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Posted by on Mar 19, 2025 in Blog | 0 comments

Lawsuit Scorches Starbucks

 

 

A man was awarded $50 million after Starbucks drink caused “permanent disfigurement.”

The guy was picking up the order at a drive-thru window when the drink spilled onto his lap, causing third-degree burns to his penis.

Really.

Boom!

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