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Read MoreHere are some random thoughts about the television show I’m currently working on, which is “Poker Night in America.”

Read MoreHere are some random thoughts about the television show I’m currently working on, which is “Poker Night in America.”
Read MoreFact: If you don’t live someplace anymore, that means — the old place you’re from sucks.
Read MoreThere’s a special promotion where if you FILL OUT AN APPLICATION for a “Spirit Visa card,” you get a free round-trip ticket to anywhere on the airline. A free round-trip ticket? On Spirit?
NO FUCKING THANKS!!!
Read MoreYou probably heard about a bizarre incident recently (which one?), where a man was shot and killed for texting inside a movie theater.
That’s right — texting.
The irony of all ironies, the name of the movie being shown was “Lone Survivor.”
The poor victim didn’t even make the final credits.
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Remember the tragic story of the pilots who took off from an airfield in Florida many years ago? They got lost during the flight and then disappeared, presumably ending up somewhere in the Devil’s Triangle.
At least the men who went missing and were never found had some legitimate excuses for veering off course. After all, they were flying World War II-era planes. They lacked sophisticated nautical systems. They didn’t have global tracking devices.
Such a thing couldn’t possibly happen today, could it?
Well….it did.