Water for Dummies
Read MoreNow, I’ve seen everything.
Bottled water has jumped the shark.
Read MoreBad casting — Jesus looks like a tourist from Belgium visiting the Middle East who just stepped off a tour bus.
Read MoreThere’s a special promotion where if you FILL OUT AN APPLICATION for a “Spirit Visa card,” you get a free round-trip ticket to anywhere on the airline. A free round-trip ticket? On Spirit?
NO FUCKING THANKS!!!
Read MoreLet’s just call the Olympic Games what they really are — a global marketing assault. A safari for giant corporations. Everything gets tattooed and branded. Every shred of free space and micro-second of time is the “Official Olympic” this or that.
Read MoreBeen to a shopping mall lately?
Talk about hell on earth!