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Posted by on Jan 28, 2013 in Blog, Las Vegas, Sports Betting | 4 comments

My Two Words for the NFL

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I have two words to say to the National Football League.

Before expressing these two carefully-crafted words, first I’d like to take some time and explain a few things.

So, listen.

You consistently treat me like a delinquent.  You insult me and many of my closest friends and colleagues.  You ignore the immense contributions we make to the extraordinary popularity of your product.  In short, you treat us like shit.

Don’t deny it.  It’s true.

I’m talking about your attitude, your policies, your provocations, and your repeated attacks on us — and everything we do.

I’m talking about the National Football League and the nefarious things this immensely powerful institution does to insult and injure the millions of respectable sports gamblers and casual bettors who have made professional football into what it’s become — the most popular sport in America and the biggest money-making sports enterprise in the history of the world.

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Posted by on Jan 25, 2013 in Blog, General Poker, Las Vegas, Movie Reviews | 4 comments

The 21 Best Gambling Movies of All Time (11-21)

 

Best movies about gambling

 

I recently posted my picks for the best poker movie scenes of all time:

THE BEST POKER MOVIE SCENES OF ALL TIME

 

Let’s now have a look at the best movies about gambling.

Over the years, many films have been made about the much wider sphere of gambling.  Accordingly, I’ve broadened my list of movie recommendations to a most appropriate number — 21.

Admittedly, there’s some gray area as to what constitutes a “gambling movie.”  My criteria is as follows.  In order to qualify, gambling must play a significant role in the film.  It must be portrayed in a somewhat realistic manner.  Some movies contain excellent gambling sequences — for instance, Rain Man and Going in Style.  But these two film classics aren’t really about gambling, so neither made the cut.

Moreover, other notable movies have a gambling undercurrent throughout.  Requiem For a Heavyweight, Seabiscuit, and Secretariat immediately come to mind.  However, there’s very little actual gambling shown in these films, so they weren’t eligible.  My list also omits documentaries.

Let’s start the countdown.  Part 1 includes the Best Gambling Movies of All Time — ranked 11th through 21st.

Coming next, Part 2 will include my top ten.

 

21.  Owning Mahowny (2003)

Owning Mahoney

This is the true story of the troubled Canadian banker who embezzled more than $10 million to feed his casino gambling addiction.  Dan Mahowny, played by the late great Philip Seymour Hoffman, leads a double life.  To those around him at home and work, he’s a respected bank manager who has almost unlimited access to cash.  But in secret, he’s a high-roller on weekends who’s given all the perks by Atlantic City casinos.  The predictable happens, as Mahowny digs himself deeper into debt after each visit to the casino.  This well crafted drama includes John Hurt and Minnie Driver in supporting roles.

 

20.  House of Games (1987)

House of Games Movie

Less about actual gambling and more about the art of the con and the attraction of con-artists, this movie has David Mamet’s fingerprints all over it — as both the writer and director.  There are some wonderful scenes in this largely-forgotten film, which includes a non-stop array of cons — at a poker table, on the open street, at a Western Union office, inside a hotel room, and ultimately in the hearts and minds of the excellent cast of dubious characters, all led by Joe Mantegna.  If you like films with twists where you’re not sure who to root for, this is a movie to see.  House of Games would be ranked higher on this list except for a lackluster ending that doesn’t meet the rest of the film’s level of intrigue.

 

19.  Oceans 11 (2001)

Most of the “Oceans” movie franchise is pretty average (one original and a trilogy of sequels).  But the initial 2001 remake of the earlier 1961 “Rat Pack” classic was thoroughly entertaining and had enough twists and turns to deserve a spot on the list.  The film packs a showcase of Hollywood talent — including George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Andy Garcia, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle, Bernie Mac, Elliott Gould, and Carl Reiner.  The plot entails a group of Danny Ocean’s friends orchestrating a robbery of the three biggest casinos on The Vega Strip.  But the story isn’t so important as the chance to see an ensemble cast having a lot of fun making this movie, filmed entirely on location.  After this remake, it was pretty much downhill from there.

 

18.  California Split (1974)

California Split, 1974

This is one of director Robert Altman’s lesser-known films.  It’s never shown on television and is hard to find in its entirety.  California Split is the story of two gambling pals played to perfection by Elliott Gould and George Segal.  They hangout daily inside the smoke-filled Gardena cardrooms and gritty racetracks of the early 1970’s, hustling to make a buck here and there, and hoping for a big score.  Their big chance comes in a high-stakes poker game in Reno, which occurs at the film’s conclusion.  To its credit, California Split captures the genuine spirit and essence of the poker scene around that time.  This film would be rated much higher except that the plot gets bogged down in the middle by a lot of unnecessary clutter.  Altman and filmmakers should have realized all we want to see is the two stars — Gould and Segal — doing what they love to do, and that’s gambling.  Had this film focused most of the time on that, and less minutiae, it might have been a classic from start to finish instead of just sporadically good.

 

17.  Hard Eight (1996)

This is one of writer-director Paul Thomas Anderson’s first movies (Boogie Nights, Magnolia, There Will be Blood, The Master), which indicates it’s probably worth seeing no matter what.  This is more of a crime thriller than a gambling movie.  Most of the action takes place in Reno.  Wonderful character actor Phillip Baker Hall is (shown above) in a rare leading role here, playing the part of a wiseguy gambler.  He helps drifter John C. Reilly and offers to show him tricks of the gambling trade.  Some of the story is implausible, but there are enough high moments to recommend the movie.  Supporting cast includes Samuel L. Jackson, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Philip Seymour Hoffman.

 

16.  Bugsy (1991)

Bugsy Movie

Bio epic on the life of Benjamin “Bugsy” Siegel, who is often (mistakenly) credited with being the patriarch of what we know today as the Las Vegas Strip.  Despite numerous flaws — historically inaccurate, exaggerated characters, soap opera-ish — its fun to go along for the ride, even though we know Beatty is going to end up with a bullet to the face in the final scene.  The most intriguing moments involve Siegel’s building of the Flamingo Casino, and the trouble he eventually gets into with Meyer Lansky (played wonderfully by Ben Kingsley) due to massive construction cost overruns.  Annette Bening is also fabulous in the role of Virginia Hill.  Worth seeing.

 

15.  29th Street (1991)

Lesser-known movie that was overshadowed by a number of blockbuster films of this same genre (Goodfellas, A Bronx Tale, Bugsy, etc.) released at about the same time.  But it’s well worth seeing.  Typical New York Italian family doing all the usual stereotypical things that one would expect.  However, this is the true story of Frank Pesce, Jr (played by the very underrated Anthony LaPaglia) who was the real first-ever New York State Lottery winner and the final days leading up to his $6.2 million dollar payday.  Recall that New York State legalized the state lottery during the 1970’s and there was a popular frenzy surrounding that very first drawing.  Gambling plays a prominent role in the film throughout.  It’s also worth seeing for the fine performance by Danny Aiello, playing Frank Pesce, Sr.  I’ve seen this described as a cross between Goodfellas and It’s a Wonderful Life — which tells you a lot about this overlooked gem.

 

14.  Poolhall Junkies (2002)

Pool Hall Junkies

Another little-known film (it flopped at the box office) that deserves much more attention.  As the title suggests, this is all about shady pool halls and the art of pool hustling.  Lead character’s brother gets into serious financial and legal trouble, so “Johnny” (played by Mars Callahan, who also wrote and directed the film) has to overcome the odds — not to mention the dangers of pool sharking.  The various plot lines all point to an ultimate showdown, which is a game of nine-ball with everything riding on the line.  Christopher Walken, Chaz Palminteri, and Rod Steiger (his last film) appear in supporting roles — but the film really belongs to Callahan himself, who  masteminds pool’s very own rendition of Rocky, by writing, directing, and starring in the movie (similar to Sylvester Stallone’s similar commitment to his first film project).

 

13.  Let it Ride (1989)

Let It Ride Movie

This is one of the few comedies which made the list.  It’s an over-the-top camp farce about one lucky gambler and his dream day at the racetrack.  None of it is believable, of course, from winning race after race after race to getting propositioned (at a racetrack!) by the drool-enticing Jennifer Tilly in one of her first memorable roles.  Indeed, everything seems to be going Richard Dreyfuss’ way.  No matter what he bets on, Trotter wins, and wins big.  Wonderful supporting cast includes Tilly — along with Teri Garr, David Johansen, and Robbie Coltrane.  This is a delightful film sure to bring a smile to your face.  Don’t we all wish we could be Dreyfuss in this movie, just for a day?

 

12.  The Lady Gambles (1949)

Few old films make the list of best gambling movies.  But here’s an exception.  Surprisingly well-done film about the dangers of gambling addiction, but with an odd twist — the gambler happens to be a woman.  Barbara Stanwyck is excellent and thoroughly believable as a typical housewife who goes on a business trip to Las Vegas with her husband.  She initially has no intention to gamble, but gradually succumbs to temptation.  Shot entirely on location in Las Vegas, it’s actually one of the few existing film archives of what those early pre-Strip casinos looked and felt like (try and find film footage of the inside of Las Vegas casinos during the 1940’s and 1950’s — you can’t).  For that reason alone, its a standout time capsule.  This was made right after Billy Wilder’s groundbreaking classic, The Lost Weekend, which was about the dangers of acute alcoholism.  It’s sort of the same thing, only about casino gambling.  Way ahead of its time.

 

11.  The Color of Money (1986)

The Color of Money Movie

Famed director Martin Scorcese’s long-awaited sequel to the 1961 classic, The Hustler.  Paul Newman reprises his role as “Fast Eddie” Felson, this time as an aging has-been, still infected by the thrills of pool hustling.  This time, he uses the young and cocky Tom Cruise as his personal pool cue, racking up bucks from unsuspected suckers in pool halls scattered all over the northeast.  Beautifully filmed, excellent soundtrack, outstanding performances (Newman won a long overdue Oscar for Best Actor) — the film isn’t appreciated nearly enough by critics, due perhaps to unfair comparisons to the nearly-perfect original masterpiece.  But The Color of Money has so many excellent scenes and memorable lines, that it bears seeing again and again.  Only flaw is a somewhat contrived ending.  Here’s one of the movie’s most memorable scenes with Paul Newman and Forest Whittaker in one of his early film roles.  We’re so used to seeing the con played from the hustler’s side, but here’s the other perspective.  This scene perfectly captures the essence of the hustle, including not just money lost, but the angst being humiliated.

 

 

Note:  I have seen each of these movies.  However, one additional film probably belongs in the top 21.  It’s a rare 1989 film made in Hong Kong starring Chow Yun Fat called “God of Gamblers.”  This movie gets very high ratings.  But I have not seen it, so cannot comment.

 

COMING NEXT:  THE TOP TEN GAMBLING MOVIES OF ALL TIME

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Posted by on Jan 24, 2013 in Blog, Las Vegas, Travel | 6 comments

Dante’s View: A Great Las Vegas Getaway and a Hidden Gem

 

Dante's View

 

Living in Las Vegas never gets dull.  There’s always something fun to do here.

However, there are times when I like to escape.

What many Las Vegas locals and visitors may not realize are the numerous nearby attractions which have nothing to do with casinos or gambling.  In fact, the 100-mile radius surrounding the area offers some of the most remarkable natural scenery near any big city in America.

Most of these cool places are within just a 1-2 hour drive.  You’ve probably heard of some of these attractions — such as Red Rock Canyon, Mount Charleston, and Valley of Fire.  You’re also likely to be familiar with Lake Mead and Hoover Dam.  All these places are certainly worth visiting.  But what I find far more interesting are the lesser-known gems which don’t attract typical tourists.

Today, I’d like to tell you about one of these lesser-known attractions.  I’ve never heard anyone talk about this very unique place.  That’s because so few people seem to know about it.  In fact, I never even heard of it myself until I picked up a guidebook about Nevada’s best hiking trails, and was surprised to learn that one of the most breathtaking vantage points in North America is located less than a two-hour drive away from my home.

This special place is called “Dante’s View.”

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Posted by on Jan 11, 2013 in Blog, General Poker, Las Vegas | 2 comments

The Poker Onion (Part Two)

Continuing from yesterday’s series of articles….

 

READ “THE POKER ONION (PART ONE)” HERE

 

 

Writer’s Note:  There’s bitter irony in this faux article, written in 2000 shortly after Chris “Jesus” Ferguson won the world championship that same year.  I had some fun with the “Jesus” thing, combining that angle with the constant banter about online poker being “rigged.”  Because of Ferguson’s troubles and the immeasurable damage that he and his cronies did to the poker community, this article has a much different feel now than when it was written and Ferguson was such a respected figure.  But I’ll go ahead and include it today as part of the redux.

 

Chris Ferguson

 

BELIEVE IT OR NOT:

Poker News From Around the World

 

Online Poker Bad Beats: 

‘It’s All Just a Prank,’ God Finally Admits

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Posted by on Jan 10, 2013 in Blog, General Poker, Las Vegas | 6 comments

The Poker Onion (Part One)

 

THE ONION is one of my favorite all-time websites. 

For those who haven’t seen it, THE ONION mocks current events by posting completely fabricated news stories which tend to be wickedly funny.  It’s essentially a news site where absolutely nothing is true.  Sort of like watching FOX NEWS — except it’s far more humorous.

The real gems are articles that appear utterly ridiculous.  But when reading a bit closer between the lines, they reveal some startling truths about an issue.  Take a look at THE ONION and I’ll bet you won’t be able to leave the site before laughing your ass off while nodding your head in agreement at the witty satire.

Ten years or so ago I wrote several “Onion-esque” poker stories.  None of these stories are/were true, of course.  I’m posting them here for the first time.  These articles originally appeared at POKERPAGES.COM between 2000-2002.

Prior to each article here, I’ve added a few notes from memory in order to place them into proper context.  Again, keep in mind these “stories” were written more than ten years ago, long before the so-called “poker boom.”  So, in some aspects, they’re dated.

Depending on if there’s much reaction, I might do several modern-day versions of a “Poker Onion.”  There’s no shortage of material for ridicule in today’s poker world.

This is the first of a two-part series.  Hope you enjoy!

 

Writer’s Note:  I wrote this up in 2002, four years before UIEGA was passed and nine years before Black Friday.  At the time, I was outraged by such a passive attitude on the part of the poker community.  No one cared much about the politics of online poker.  Back then, the prevailing attitude was that online poker would never be outlawed.  How prophetic this article turned out to be.  What’s truly sad is — it’s not nearly as funny anymore since parts of it actually came true, in part because of so many poker players remaining apathetic and apolitical.  One humorous side note — when this appeared on the front page of POKERPAGES.COM, several readers thought it was real and went to various online poker forum in a panic (they obviously just saw the headline and didn’t bother reading the article).

 

BELIEVE IT OR NOT:

Poker News From Around the World By Nolan Dalla

 

George W. Bush, Condoleezza Rice, Dick Cheney, Mary Peters, Henry Paulson, Michael Mukasey

 

Congress Votes to Ban Internet Poker:  

President Bush Expected to Sign Bill into Law

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