Would You Give This Man $5?
Read MoreWould you give this man five dollars?
Apparently, a complete stranger would. That’s precisely what happened earlier today, in a public restaurant, no less.
Now I Know What a Sex Doll Feels Like
Read MoreGetting face fucked can’t possibly be more unpleasant than sitting in a dentist’s chair for six hours.
That’s right — six gum gobbing hours.
Yesterday, during an all-day dentist appointment, I had more bodily fluid drooling out of my mouth than a meth whore. It got so bad that at one point my jaws started to cramp up.
SIX HOURS IN A DENTIST CHAIR. THE HORROR!
The Lunacy of the Lie Detector Test Federal Case
Read MoreA man named Chad Dixon, from Indiana has just been sentenced to eight months in a federal penitentiary.
His crime?
Teaching people how to beat a lie detector test.
‘Tis the Season? Christmas in August?
Read MoreWould someone please explain to me what’s going on?
Am I stuck inside a time machine?
Today, it was 106 degrees outside. One-oh-six. I haven’t lost a single dollar on the NFL regular season, yet. A few days ago, we went to a summer barbecue.
Of course, all this can mean only one thing.
It’s the Christmas season.
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