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The Free Cremation Dinner

Posted by on Apr 11, 2025 in Blog | 0 comments

 

 

COME TO THE FREE CREMATION DINNER SEMINAR!

If you’re of a certain age and live in a desirable zip code, you probably receive unsolicited VIP invites in the mail. These companies apparently know more about my health and finances than I do because they always seem to temp me with an offer that does have extraordinary appeal.

Free dinner! At Flemings Steakhouse! All you have to do is call the number, sign up, show up, and then sit through a 90-minute power point presentation. I wasn’t particularly interested in discussing my cremation planning with a complete stranger, that is, not until I heard they’re free pouring the 2019 oak-aged Orin Swift Papillon from Napa which accompanies a miso-glazed Chilean Sea Bass. I was tempted to ask if being cremated twice entitled me to a double pouring. Fuck it, I’m dead anyway. Burn me twice. Toss in the upgrade to Caymus and a slice of cheesecake and we’ve got a deal.

When I was in my 30s and 40s, it was timeshares. Talk about the biggest heap of bullshit on the planet! It was scene straight out of Glengarry Glen Ross. I went to a timeshare presentation in Atlantic City once, because they offered me a free stay at the Ocean Club, with meals. I’m still on medication.
In my 50s, it was investment seminars. Show up at the fancy restaurant, and some capitalist-on-steroids-pseudo-Bernie-Madoff-swindler tries to fast talk you into managing your investment portfolio. When the guy asked me the amount of my retirement portfolio I told him that all depends on if the Buffalo Bills-Pittsburgh Steelers game goes over 44.5 points tonight.

In my 60s, now it’s funeral planning they try to pitch. Yeah, sure. Like I’m going to park 10 grand into your account to lock up a plot in a cemetery and a grave that nobody’s going to visit. Nah, I’m good. Just dump my corpse out on trash day.

Now, the offers are coming in from cremation services. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Look at that succulent beef tenderloin! Oh, and make mine medium rare. The steak I mean. Not me. You can do me well done.

If I find out this cremation invite pours Caymus, reserve that table for 2! And don’t forget the cheesecake!

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Listening to Dr. Michael Baden (Again)

Posted by on Apr 10, 2025 in Blog | 1 comment

 

 

A funny thing happened yesterday afternoon. Marieta and I were driving to an appointment. We listen to XM Radio and the “Dr. Radio Show,” which is a 24/7 medical call-in program broadcast live from NYU Langone. Instantly, I recognized the day’s special guest’s voice.

Hey….that’s Dr. Michael Baden!

It was really cool to hear Michael interviewed by another medical professional. It was even better that he was able to talk in some detail about medical cases he’s worked on, crimes, forensics, and especially many controversies — addressing everything from the latest Kennedy Assassination release of documents to the mysterious deaths of Gene Hackman and his wife. For those unaware, Dr. Baden is widely considered to be the top forensic pathologist in the United States. He served as the Chief Medical Examiner for the City of New York in the 1970s and has worked on way too many high-profile criminal cases and forensics to mention, remaining still active and very much in demand as an expert even into his 80s (correction, he’s 90!).

I took special interest in yesterday’s interview for obvious reasons. But what really stuck with me was a sudden realization.

Many, many times I’ve enjoyed Dr. Baden’s company. We’ve dined together in New York, in Las Vegas, and I even got invited to the big coroners’ conference to hear him speak about unsolved cases (fascinating!). However, my favorite experience with him was the hot summer day a few years ago when just the two of us drove from Las Vegas up to Mt. Charleston. We hung out for many hours. Recognizing the good fortune of being able to talk one-on-one with one of the most interesting people in America, fortunately, I recorded our entire conversation, which lasted many hours (he agreed to this). Later on, when I went back and listened to our conversation I realized just how completely out of my league I was in such an interview, and especially the subject matter. I had no training or knowledge or expertise in his field, so the questions I asked were often rudimentary–even more embarrassing than I care to admit.

But what struck me most was how Dr. Baden politely and artfully went along with our conversation. He’s been interviewed hundreds of times, so my questions must have seemed borderline annoying to him. Yet, he never made me feel small or dumb. In fact, Dr. Baden opened up about many famous cases, giving me a subsets of sidebar training wheels as we went along, particularly on some of the more technical aspects of crimes he’s investigated. All I could say afterward (and repeat now) is recognizing how lucky I was to be given that gift of time and knowledge. This isn’t false modesty. Dr. Baden may be known best for his work in medical science and solving the most shocking crimes of our lifetime. But his communication skills and the natural ability to connect with people, no matter who they are or what they know (or how little they know), is what has impressed me the most.

Those memories all came to me after I heard Dr. Baden again yesterday, on that occasion being interviewed by someone who was far more capable.

Here are few photos that were taken on that trip up to Mt. Charleston, and also a dinner years ago at Keens Steakhouse in NYC.

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Three-Card Donnie

Posted by on Apr 9, 2025 in Blog | 0 comments

 

 

THREE-CARD DONNIE

Today, precisely and exactly 30 minutes to the second before tRUMP made yet another brain fart of an impulsive tariff announcement, something very strange started happening. For seemingly “no reason,” the stock markets started SOARING.

Think about it. The Dow exploded up nearly 2,000 points, up 5 percent. For NO APPARENT REASON. Nothing had been announced yet.

Hmmm. Insider trading, anyone?

HELLLLLLLOOOOO! WAKE UP, PEOPLE !

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Trump’s Crash Continues–The Bottom Might Be Orange Kool-Aid

Posted by on Apr 7, 2025 in Blog | 0 comments

 

 

ORANGE KOOL-AID TIME

We’re now approaching Kool-Aid time.

– If you ever wondered how a huge fandom of devoted followers could be so brainwashed they’d willingly go along with a mass suicide, well then — here we are.

– If you ever wondered what would make otherwise good people follow one maniacal leader who believes only he knows the way forward, well then — here we are.

– If you ever wondered how members of a mass cult could possibly isolate themselves from reality, ignore facts and data, distrust science and experts, suppress all dissent, threaten non-believers, and go after anyone who disagrees with the dear leader, well then — here we are.

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White Wines I Recommend: Sancerre (Loire Valley, France)

Posted by on Apr 6, 2025 in Blog | 0 comments

 

 

WHITE WINES I RECOMMEND: SANCERRE

Continuing with my ongoing series on joyous and affordable white wines I strongly recommend, prompted by Larry Lubliner who issued this challenge to me…

Today’s offering is Sancerre. Note that *Sancerre* isn’t a company nor a specific brand, but rather an Appellation. It refers to a trademark-protected specific region. Other appellations include Chateauneuf du Pape, Cotes-du-Rhone, Barolo, Champagne, and many more.

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Guess Who Was the World’s First Transgender….

Posted by on Apr 6, 2025 in Blog | 0 comments

 

 

QUESTION FOR SUNDAY SCHOOLERS:

Here’s a thought and a question on this glorious Sunday morning.

Since your “holy book” clearly states Eve was produced solely out of a body part from Adam, then doesn’t that make Eve the world’s first transgender ???

Body part was male, and then voila! Poof! Suddenly, HE is a SHE !!!

Right on, Eve! You go, girl !!!!

Discuss.

Join the lively discussion on Facebook HERE:

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Note: I have ZERO interest in the discussion of fairy tales and anything in the Bible is of no interest or use to me (nor humanity), except for the extraordinary harms it’s done and glaring hypocrisies contained therein. My only point here is that by MAGA making an enormous issue out of something that doesn’t really affect 90 percent of the population, their own belief systems become open to scrutiny. And there’s little that’s more a “spike the ball” moment than pointing out the basis of their entire existence –for those who believe in the ridiculous fables of Adam and Eve– are constructed purely on an act of TRANSGENDER surgery, and some could say body and gender mutilation.

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How’s Your 401K Now?

Posted by on Apr 4, 2025 in Blog | 1 comment

 

 

 

While the American economy crashes and burns, the Orange Dipshit is off to sunny Florida to play yet another round of golf on the taxpayers dime in a loathsome tournament sponsored by his Saudi Arabian butcher pals.
America first, my ass!

Nice going, MAGA scumbags. YOU got what you voted for!

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