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Posted by on Oct 27, 2014 in Blog, Las Vegas, Rants and Raves | 0 comments

A Buyer’s Guide to Winning the Garage Sale Wars

 

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Fellow citizens.

All this stuff you hear about Americans not wanting to go to garage sales, preferring to stay at home, is a lot of bullshit.

Fact is, we love garage sales.  All real Americans love the sting and clash of getting a bargain.  We love the art of the hustle.

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Posted by on Oct 13, 2014 in Blog, Rants and Raves, Video 1 | 8 comments

Anatomy of an NFL Apocalypse (Epic Video Rant)

 

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Note:  I attempted to write up a blow-by-blow description of what happened on Sunday, but found it way too demoralizing.  Instead, I recorded a profanity-laced rant which appears as my contribution of the day.

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Posted by on Sep 17, 2014 in Blog, Personal, Rants and Raves | 18 comments

Loathing and Fear in Las Vegas: 101 Things I Dislike About the World

 

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It’s been a while since I updated my “loathing and fear” list.

Listed in no particular order, here are 101 people, places, and things I can’t stand at this very moment:

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Posted by on Sep 8, 2014 in Blog, Las Vegas, Rants and Raves, Sports Betting | 0 comments

Where Should I Watch Monday Night Football?

 

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I dislike sports bars.

Loud obnoxious pricks.  Bimbo waitresses.  Bad service.  Shitty food.  Lousy drinks.  Constant noise.  Fanboy fantasy football jokers fist-pumping every time some tight end catches a 6-yard pass completion.  It’s fucking torture.

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