Who’s Been Pilfering My Rainbow Trouts at Buzios?
Read MoreI demand an immediate investigation.
Someone’s been pilfering my rainbow trouts. I intend to find out who’s the thief. Make that — thieves.
What Pisses Me Off About Valet Parking
Read MoreValet parking attendants piss me off. They jerk around with my car. Sometimes, they turn my vehicle into their own private joyride for what amounts to about 30 to 40 seconds of personal amusement, which is about the length of time it should take to move a car from the valet entrance into a VIP parking area.
Dealing with Death
This week marks the 70th anniversary of the D-Day invasion at Normandy.
Read MoreHow to Properly Execute an Obscene Gesture
Read MoreGather around, my children.
Today’s lesson underscores the fine art of executing a proper obscene gesture.
Here and now, you shall learn the most advanced techniques of shooting the middle finger. There will even be a bonus course on the virtuosity of “double-barreling.”
My Dinner Table Seating Requirements (With Seating Charts)
Read MoreTerrified of being stuck in a bad dinner with boring guests?
Take a lesson from me.
My Muse
Marieta Dalla
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