10 Things Las Vegas People Secretly Want to Say to Friends and Relatives Who Visit

Read MoreHow to lose friends, piss-off family members, and maintain your sanity:
One Las Vegas curmudgeon’s dark confessional on dealing with out-of-town visitors.

Read MoreHow to lose friends, piss-off family members, and maintain your sanity:
One Las Vegas curmudgeon’s dark confessional on dealing with out-of-town visitors.

Read MoreSometimes, little things that go wrong piss me off.

Read MoreFact: Air travel has never been safer.
Also a fact: Air travel has never been more of a hassle.
Are these two statements correlated? Probably so.
Is there a connection?

Read MoreOsteria Costa was an accidental discovery and a shockingly great find.
I used the phrase “shockingly great” for good reason. It’s the type of restaurant I normally avoid and even abhor: A Saturday night visit. On The Strip. Pricey Italian. Seemingly pretentious. Snooty. Not my kinda’ place.
Restaurant repellant for the Italian lover’s soul.

Read MoreThe sexes aren’t just different biologically. The sexes are divided by a chasm — those who live in safety versus those who do not. Most men can walk the streets at night. Men answer their doorbells without feeling panic. Men step onto an elevator and don’t worry about who’s on board. Men are free to live their lives without fear. Women don’t have this luxury of being careless. Women need to be on the lookout at all times. Women must on the defensive, always, not only wherever they go, but who they talk to and what vibes they give off. Women must be cautious, even inside their own homes. While men are free, women are not.