Posted by Nolan Dalla on Apr 11, 2013 in Blog, Personal, Rants and Raves |

All religions seek to control our lives to determine what we do and how we think. Unfortunately for this reason, we atheists can’t sit idly by and let them pray. We can’t “leave them alone” for one simple reason — because they won’t “leave us alone.”
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Posted by Nolan Dalla on Apr 8, 2013 in Blog, Rants and Raves, Restaurant Reviews |

I have a rule. It is this.
DON’T FUCK WITH BUTTER.
Pretty clear. Simple to understand. Easy to follow.
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Posted by Nolan Dalla on Mar 1, 2013 in Blog, Rants and Raves, Travel |

I can’t move any further to the left unless I want to weld myself to the fuselage. So now, it’s pork shank to pork shank. Man flesh to man flesh.
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Posted by Nolan Dalla on Feb 28, 2013 in Blog, Politics, Rants and Raves, Travel |

This a beautiful place filled with ugly people.
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Posted by Nolan Dalla on Feb 23, 2013 in Blog, Rants and Raves |

Why must I hear every detail of the hair stylist’s life story when I sit down in a barber’s chair? I mean — I’ve known you for what, maybe ten minutes?
Here are my “Ten Commandments for Hair Stylists.”
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