Buying Stuff Off Craigslist



Read MoreIt’s impossible to ignore.
“Star Wars” comes out tomorrow. Everywhere you look, it’s “Star Wars” this and “Star Wars” that. The movie isn’t even out yet, and I’m already sick of fucking “Star Wars.” I think most other people are sick of it, too.

If and when the chronicle of capitalism’s decline and ultimate demise gets written, the ideal starting point as to why the fall happened would be today’s grotesque gargoyle of greed — better known as “Black Friday.”
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Read MoreI set and maintain the highest standards possible. I have strict rules for social engagements — including dining out with other people, being served in restaurants, and engaging in casual conversation.
With Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year’s right around the corner, it occurred to me that most of my dedicated readers and followers might not be aware of my rigorous holiday protocols.

Read MoreThe conservative movement has perfected the dark art of victimhood to detestable new lows, even for them.