THE TRUMP CULT AND WHAT THEY SAY….
“….grab ’em by the pussy”
—– Oh, that was just locker room talk.
“I moved in on her like a bitch.”
—– Oh, that was just more locker room talk. Boys being boys.
“Jeffrey (Epstein) likes ’em young, and I mean really young!”
—– Yeah, but Clinton was there, too. So that makes it okay.
“If she (Ivanka) weren’t my daughter, I’d probably be dating her.”
“I like people who weren’t captured.”
—– Yeah, we voted for John McCain in 2008, but now since Trump doesn’t like him, McCain must be a traitor!
Fact: Trump paid $130,000 to silence a porn star.
—- No he didn’t! Okay, maybe he did. Well, if he did, it wasn’t illegal. You rock, Mr. President, you sly dog!
Fact: Trump quotes the National Inquirer and OAN.
—– That’s the real news. Not fake news, like CNN and The Washington Post.
Fact: Trump is a failed businessman.
—– Well, he’s owned a lot of businesses.
Fact: Trump won’t show us his taxes, even though he promised to do so repeatedly when running for president.
—– He can’t. He’s under audit.
Fact: Any taxpayer can show their tax records, at any time, even when under audit.
“Mexico will pay for the wall!”
Fact: Trump has told more than 20,000 lies, all documented.
—– Yeah, but I trust him. This time, he’s telling us the truth.
Fact: Under Trump, the national deficit exploded from $14 TRILLION to $28 TRILLION. He DOUBLED the deficit in just 3.5 years.
—– Yeah, well, we only believe in balanced budgets when Democrats are in the White House.
Fact: Trump tweets an average of 25 times a day, digests hours of FOX News daily, and has visited his golf courses 265 times.
—– Trump is hard working.
“…..maybe this Covid thing is a good thing. I don’t like shaking hands with people. [Now] I don’t have to shake hands with these disgusting people.”
—– Trump loves average working Americans like me.
Fact: Trump rarely attends church, unless it’s a cheap political stunt or a hasty photo op and can’t cite any passages from The Bible.
—— God sent us Donald Trump. He’s like Cyrus the Great!
Fact: Trump LOST money 10/15 years, and by one credible estimate may have lost more money as a businessman than anyone in America since the early 1980s.
—- Yeah, but being President has cost Trump billions!
Fact: Trump charges US taxpayers up to $600 per night for government officials who stay at his properties, including his Secret Service detail.
(On American war dead) “They’re losers. They’re suckers.”
—– But, but, but, Trump loves the troops.
Fact: “Officials at “the highest levels of the White House were informed that Russia had paid the Taliban a bounty to kill American troops in Afghanistan.”
—– Trump doesn’t take any shit! He stands up to threats!
“Russia, if you’re listening……”
—– Trump was just joking.
“(on meddling in the 2016 election) I don’t know why it would be Russia.”
—– He misspoke.
“We do a lot for Ukraine….do us a favor (threatening to withhold aid, thus breaking the law)”….investigate Biden.
—– He’s not a career politician. He didn’t know he was breaking the law.
Fact: Trump was impeached and came within a few votes in the Senate of being removed from office.
—— It was all a giant hoax!
“COVID is a hoax!”
— Yeah, it’s a hoax, a plot, by the deep state, and the doctors are lying, and the media is exaggerating, and it will go away!
“(On injecting bleach) …..And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning.”
—– He didn’t say that. (umm yes he did)
“(After 205,000 American deaths, and counting) We’re rounding the corner!”
—– Yeah, we’re rounding the corner!
Fact: Herman Cain died of COVID one month after attending Trump’s Tulsa rally, against the advice of medical experts.
— Huh? Who’s Herman Cain?
“We have a replacement plan for Obamacare and we’re going to roll it out very, very soon”…..(three years later) “in two weeks we’re going to reveal our new health plan…..(6 weeks later)…..(we’re still waiting)
—– He’s busy! (true, with tweets, TV, and golf).
“I’m up to 50 percent approval in the polls.”
—– (then, when bad poll numbers are reported) Well, you can’t trust polls, they’re fake!
Fact: More Trump officials are under indictment or convicted than any administration in American history.
—– He’s draining the swamp! He only hires the best people!
Fact: Virtually ALL of those who served in the White House, ALL of them conservatives and Republicans, who are now departed now call Trump a menace, a threat, and an idiot. “He’s a fucking moron” (former Sec. of State Tillerson).
—– They’re all lying!
Fact: More than a dozen books have been written by ex-Trump aids, describing him as grotesquely unfit for the office, all of them former Trump supporters who enthusiastically endorsed the president.
—– They’re all lying! Every single one of them! Instead, I prefer to trust someone who told 20,000 lies, with multiple bankruptcies, who cheated on all his wives, who ignores American intelligence and believes Putin, and pays bribes to porn stars. Trump is my President!
Fact: Trumpism is a cult.