“Oh Shit Moment” #1 at the 2014 WSOP
Read MoreCovering poker, I’ve made a few mistakes over the years.
Just a few.
Okay, more like quite a few.
Alright. Hundreds.
Read MoreCovering poker, I’ve made a few mistakes over the years.
Just a few.
Okay, more like quite a few.
Alright. Hundreds.
Read MoreGather around, my children.
Today’s lesson underscores the fine art of executing a proper obscene gesture.
Here and now, you shall learn the most advanced techniques of shooting the middle finger. There will even be a bonus course on the virtuosity of “double-barreling.”
Read MoreTerrified of being stuck in a bad dinner with boring guests?
Take a lesson from me.
Read MoreWriter’s Note: Today, I’m launching a new semi-occasional column which I’ll update every month, or so. It’s called “Scattershooting.” I
borrowedripped-off this concept from a former legendary sportswriter named Blackie Sherrod, who used to write for the now-defunct Dallas Times-Herald. Blackie wrote a column every Sunday which appeared in the Sports section. He’d post short snippets about what was going on in sports and elsewhere, and then give his opinions. Blackie always began his column with the familiar trademark line, “Scattershooting, while wondering whatever happened to…..” — followed by some famous name that seemed to disappear off the face of the earth. Here’s “Scattershooting” column number one.
Read MoreWhy do I choose to drink mineral water all the time?
But — rather than ask why I drink mineral water mostly, the rightful question is — why do so many people willingly consume the legal poison known as soft drinks?
To me, that’s outrageous.