Who’s Your Octo-Daddy?

Read MoreTonight, I am pleased to announce that I’ve become a proud new father.
I always wanted to be a parent. Now, I can spend every waking day with my special little darling. I’ll even obsess over this treasure at night, and rejoice when it keeps me awake.
My “baby” weighs 6 pounds, 4 ounces. We’re unsure of its sex at the moment. But we do know the baby is black.








