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Posted by Nolan Dalla on May 19, 2013 in Blog, Rants and Raves, Restaurant Reviews | 7 comments

Calling for a Boycott of Starbucks’ Jizz Cake!

Starbucks makes strong coffee. I love strong coffee. So, I love Starbucks.

Quod erat demonstrandum.

But Seattle, we have a problem.

Your pastries suck!

Posted by Nolan Dalla on May 18, 2013 in Blog, General Poker, Personal, World Series of Poker | 6 comments

But What’s His Real Name? (Moneymaker Series Continues — Part 5)

This is the fifth in an extended series of articles about Chris Moneymaker’s victory at the 2003 World Series of Poker and what went on behind the scenes at Binion’s Horseshoe — before, during, and after.

Posted by Nolan Dalla on May 17, 2013 in Blog, General Poker, Rants and Raves | 3 comments

Any Poker Player Who Buys a Lottery Ticket is an Idiot!

In response to all the hype about tomorrow’s $500 million jackpot, I have a comment.

Any poker player who buys a lottery ticket is an idiot.

Ooops. Allow me to revise that.

Anyone who buys a lottery ticket is an idiot. However, poker players deserve to be singled out as a special class. They should know better.

Posted by Nolan Dalla on May 17, 2013 in Blog, Restaurant Reviews, Travel | 3 comments

Dinner With Old Bear at Dickie Brennan’s Steakhouse

Sometimes, someone else’s needs are greater than my own.

— Mark “Old Bear” Hughes

Posted by Nolan Dalla on May 17, 2013 in Blog, Rants and Raves, Travel | 4 comments

Nolan Dalla Rant: Maid to Drive Me Crazy

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Maid’s carts outside my hotel room door at the New Orleans Sheraton

I sympathize. I really do.

Working as a hotel maid must be a brutal job. It doesn’t pay shit. You’re forced to clean up other people’s filth. I can’t even begin to imagine the nasty things you see every day.

That said, I do have one simple request.

QUIT WAKING ME UP EVERY FUCKING MORNING AT 7:20 AM!