JESUS CHRIST, IT’S RYAN GOSLING !!!
[Why Do Christians Continue to Believe Jesus was White?]
Yesterday, I shopped at Costco. I was surprised to see a big display for Christian-themed art in the middle of the store. Jesus stuff. Crosses. Angels. Doves. Lambs. Lots of lambs. And, of course, some handsome movie star dude who looks just like Ryan Gosling.
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NO, “WOKE” DID NOT ORIGINATE ON THE LEFT:
IT’S ORIGINS MAY ACTUALLY SURPRISE YOU
In the summer heat of 1971 in broad daylight in front of thousands of people protesting “offensive ethnic stereotypes” in New York City, a stranger approached Mafia godfather Joseph Columbo and blasted three bullets into his body, including two into the head. More on that story in a moment.
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Read: MAGA’s Cracker-Barrel Meltdown
Why let things go quietly when you can make them die violently?
Imagine struggling in the modern world as such a pathetic little snowflake that you get all weepy-eyed and overly-sensitive over a company logo and sign.
Seriously?
It’s a logo, people!
Hey, you MAGA hillbillies, try this: Calm the fuck down. Nobody’s going to yank away your basket of buttermilk biscuits and giant platter of pork sausages. Deep breaths, okay? There are still plenty of dusty American flags and old-timey shotguns hanging all over the walls in every Cracker Barrel restaurant. Rocking chairs are there in the front porch waiting area. Sit down, shut up, and slurp on a pecan roll.
You can still feel safe, little snowflakes.
#MAGAMorons
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RIGHT ON TARGET !
Read: As Target Names New CEO, Stock Tumbles 10% As DEI Hit And Tariffs Drag On Sales
Don’t let the automatic door hit you in the ass on your way out, you overpaid leech.
Target’s bloodsucking CEO, who was somehow paid a whopping $77.5 million in compensation only a few years ago for running a bunch of tidied up K-Marts, got the pink slip. Drop off your red vest at personnel, Brian. And, there will be some papers for you to sign when you pick up your final check. Oh, and the unemployment office opens at 9 am Monday morning.
Hit the fucking bricks, pal!
Brian Cornell, the corporate barnacle who gleefully took his cut out of each bottle of bleach and speck of laundry detergent with every customer purchase, made the catastrophic decision to end Target’s diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programs, which triggered an ongoing customer boycott nationwide. Nice going!
The company was also slammed financially in the midst of Trump’s destructive tax-hike tariff’s, which are now beginning to ripple-rock the economy and hurt consumers. Oh, and CEOs apparently, too.
You know the old saying–what goes around comes around.
Quote:
“Target said people were scaling back spending over worries about the impact of tariffs and the state of the economy. The company also said customer boycotts affected sales.”
Now Brian, let me use a popular line from your favorite reality-TV show president:
YOU’RE FIRED !
#sweetjustice
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“Beauty is only skin deep “
— an old fable
A new documentary about the once-controversial hit television show, The Biggest Loser now ranks as Netflix’s top program. Against my better judgement, I decided to watch it. To my surprise, I’m glad I did.
Titled Fit for TV: The Reality of The Biggest Loser it’s a three-part series detailing the origin, rocketing rise in popularity, internal scandals, and ultimately the disgraced downfall of a reality television series that ran on NBC for 12 years. Billed as a weight-loss competition, the program spawned several copycat reality shows in other countries. Licensed “Loser”-themed merchandise even netted more than a billion dollars in profits worldwide, monies indirectly extracted from all the sweat, fat, pain, and vomit on full display each week branded as “family entertainment.” (yeah–several overworked contestants were shown vomiting during the show)
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