Ass-aulted: How to Win the Airline Seat “Butt Battle”
Read MoreI can’t move any further to the left unless I want to weld myself to the fuselage. So now, it’s pork shank to pork shank. Man flesh to man flesh.
Read MoreI can’t move any further to the left unless I want to weld myself to the fuselage. So now, it’s pork shank to pork shank. Man flesh to man flesh.
Read MoreThere’s a shadowy figure looming on the horizon. Worse, he’s headed straight towards me.
Shit.
Read MoreCan someone explain the logic behind “legal age” laws in this country?
How’s it possible that we allow 18-, 19-, and 20-year-olds to freely enlist in the military and perhaps even die a senseless death over in a faraway place — as indeed happens every single day — but these same brave young people can’t buy a beer?
Read MoreOver the years, I’ve written many provocative things. Some decent. Other things that fell flat. Here’s a comedic sketch (ala Lewis Black) I wrote, that pissed off lots of readers. See the comments section. I leave it up at my site for a few reasons — to show that our attitudes on things change over time and that it’s okay to aim and miss sometimes.