Worthless Words
Today, I’m adding another phrase to the most worthless words and phrases in the English language.
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Today, I’m adding another phrase to the most worthless words and phrases in the English language.
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EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY:
FRANKIE
PENTAGON CITY, VA (1995)
Question 1: Where does a cat sleep?
Answer: Anywhere it wants.
Question 2: When does a cat sleep?
Answer: Anytime it wants.

HOW A DALLAS AUDIENCE CHANGED “JAWS” (THE MOVIE):
HERE ARE SOME FACTS YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THE UNLIKELIEST SCARY SUMMER MOVIE OF ALL TIME
“A man ran out of the theater, vomited in the lobby, then returned to his seat. That’s when I knew we had a hit.”
— Steven Spielberg
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Thanks for spending $800,000,000 USD on our Chinese-made fireworks this year to celebrate your “Independence Day,” you dumb shits.
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EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY:
WSOP WRITERS TRIFECTA
LAS VEGAS (2016)
The World Series of Poker Main Event starts this week. It’s been seven years since I attended, or even set foot inside the building. Nonetheless, living here in Las Vegas and seeing so many of my friends who are looking forward to playing in poker’s world championship, I can’t help but share their anticipation and excitement. It’s wonderful that so many people of different backgrounds from all over the world come together each year to chase their dreams.
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