What Happened to Kristi Noem?

 

 

You may be wondering what Trump’s dog-killing, hand-picked former *Director of Homeland Security* has been up to since she resigned in disgrace (e.g., was fired) several months ago.

Remember Kristi Noem? She’s the rodeo hick former Governor of South Dakota who admitted in her own biography she murdered the family pet (a one-year-old dog named “Cricket” was shot for disobedience). She also personally shot a number of goats — an action she described as “no big deal.” Unfortunately, RFK, Jr. wasn’t around to haul away the dead animal carcasses for “study.”

As for “disobedience,” too bad the same punishment isn’t doled out to those who who disobey their sworn oath to the Constitution — not to mention being responsible for the deaths of Americans via reckless policies, her personal grifting, her exposed criminality in awarding government contracts, her laughable hypocrisy, and her turning her tax-payer funded airplane into her own flying fuck party. Let’s just say in the Mile High Club, she’s earned frequent flyer gold status.

While she was married to the poor guy with the giant tits who ended up being outed as a crossdresser (gee, that’s awkward–huh Kristi?)……she was banging one of her closest advisers on the sex plane.

Animal killing, stealing, lying to the public, fucking on government time — that’s some resume! Hell, she was in office barely a year!

So, what’s next for this scandal-plagued divorcee in those tight blue jeans and a cowboy hat who juggled multiple sexual dalliances all while professing the “FAMILY VALUES” conservative Christian bullshit? Any updates?

Vi-ola!

She’s off someplace on a “super fun hunt” murdering a gorgeous animal in nature, then posing boastfully with the “trophy.” She doesn’t even hide this cruelty. She brags about it.

What a cunt.