Trump’s Hysterical Stupidity

 

 

 

Holy fucking batman balls! This is real!

Not “fake news.”

Real.

READ THE WHOLE BAFFLING STORY HERE

Trump’s big announcement today was this: $99 bucks for a complete set of “digital trading cards,” basically imaginary online fuck-the-sucker tokens (NFTs). Act now! Only 45,000 sets are in circulation!

It’s not a bird.  It’s not a plane!  It’s SUPERGRIFTERMAN!

Here’s the announcement quote directly from the ORANGE HORNET:

“Trump said on his Truth Social platform that the “Donald Trump Digital Trading Card collection,” can be collected like baseball cards and stored digitally. They cost $99 each and people who buy them are also entered into a sweepstakes for prizes including a golf outing with the former Republican president.”

 

It’s rare I lose my ability to come up with words.

This is one such occasion.