Trump Flushed Official Documents Down White House Toilets
Trump flushed official White House documents down the toilet. But at least he didn’t delete any e-mails!
President Scumbag 45 apparently knows jack shit about plumbing.
Seriously, is there anyone dumber than a guy who tries to flush printed paper down a toilet?
What a dumbass.
After years of nitpicking candidate Hillary Clinton for allegedly erasing some personal e-mails (the horror! the horror!), it turns out that Agent Orange and Putin’s butt boy attempted to flush official White House documents down the toilet. Hmm, why would anyone EVER try to flush printed papers down the commode? Hasn’t this idiot ever heard of a fucking “burn bag?”
He isn’t just a criminal. He’s a dumb criminal.
Oh, there’s more! The blowhard with “nothing to hide” who blocked every single inquiry and investigation into his filthy deeds uses burner phones! Burner phones, that can’t be traced! That’s so his White House calls can’t be tracked. This is the scheme of drug dealers and Mafia dons. I wonder. What is he hiding? More payoffs to porn stars? Instructions from the Russians? His direct role in an attempted overthrow of the US Government.
TRUMP. IS. DIRTY. AS. FUCK.
Of course, Republicans, conservatives, Trump wombats, and dirt-dumb dimwits won’t peep a fucking word about Trump flushing his SHIT down the White House toilets.
But, her e-mails! Investigate the e-mails!
Don’t despair, good news is coming. Durham has established the Russia, Russia, Russia chants were orchestrated by your beloved. Her emails are being investigated as per your request. Don’t give up the faith.