The Oil Industry Boardroom
Meeting called to order.
Now, here’s what we’re going to do:
Raise those gas prices! Up, up, up! Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze! Profits, profits, profits!
We made $172 billion in net profits over just the last nine months, but that’s not enough! It’s never enough. We want more. We want it all!
Our shareholders demand more! Our CEO bonuses depend on profits! There’s always more in their pockets. Dig, dig, dig! Go after it!
And never let a serious crisis go to waste!
Blame it on the Russians. Blame the Ukrainians. Blame the war. Let them blame the Arabs, that always works. Lie about the pipeline that never added a single drop of oil to the American economy. Not a drop. Those MAGA idiots will believe anything they’re spoon-fed. Better yet, BLAME BIDEN!
Yeah, that’s the ticket! Blame Biden! Blame environmentalists. Blame everybody else, but us!
Drill, drill, drill! Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze. Lie, lie, lie!
Raise those gas prices. Again!
Meeting adjourned.
#FU
#Nationalize
You really need to study up on the global oil market. Domestic as well. Upstream doesn’t set gasoline prices, nor do they set the price of oil! How about a suspension of the fed gasoline tax? Or in California the state gasoline tax?
Stick with sports and poker Nolan, you clearly don’t understand energy.