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Posted by on Nov 22, 2018 in Blog, Politics, Rants and Raves | 2 comments

The 50 Worst People in the History of the World (and Maybe the Universe)

 

 

Prompted by a reader suggestion posted yesterday on social media, I was inspired to compile the following list of monsters and madmen.

 

The 50 Worst People in the History of the World (and Maybe the Whole Universe):

(1)  Donald Trump

(2)  Fred Trump

(3)  Joseph Stalin

(4)  Mao Tse Tung

(5)  Martin Shkreli

(6)  Adolf Hitler

(7)  Sheldon Adelson

(8)  J.P. Morgan

(9)  The 2007 New England Patriots

(10)  Alex Jones

(11)  Idi Amin

(12)  Every AT&T customer service representative I’ve ever encountered

(13)  Charles Manson

(14)  Pol Pot

(15)  Britney Spears

(16)  Guy Fieri (removed…….. EDITED!  Fieri does great charity work)  EDITED!  

(17)  L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology founder

(18)  Sen. Mitch McConnell

(19)  Henry VIII

(20)  Every Pope between 827 and 1978 A.D.

(21)  John Wayne Gacy

(22)  Whoever came up with the Lexus Christmas commercials

(23)  Muhammed the so-called Prophet

(24)  Tony Kornheiser

(25)  Anyone with the last name Kardashian

(26)  David Berkowitz, a.k.a. Son of Sam

(27)  The Zodiac Killer

(28)  Sen. Ted Cruz

(29)  Ted Bundy

(30)  Wayne Allen Root

(31)  Whoever gave Dane Cook his first break as a “comedian”

(32)  Gary Busey

(33)  Tie:  Ivanka Trump–Donnie Trump, Jr.–Eric Trump–Jared Kushner

(34)  Vlad the Impaler

(34)  My next-door neighbor

(35)  James Earl Ray, MLK’s killer

(36)  Caligula

(37)  Robert Mugabe, the former bloody dictator of Zimbabwe

(38)  Robert Smith, the WSOP floorman

(39)  Gen. Augusto Pinochet of Chile

(40)  Anyone “working” in the auto service department at a Volvo dealership

(41)  Tony “the Ant” Spilatro

(42)  Judge Brett Kavanaugh (after 6 beers)

(43)  Judge Brett Kavanaugh (sober)

(44)  Jerry Jones

(45)  Yoko Ono, for breaking up The Beatles

(46)  Melania Trump, for NOT breaking up with Donald Trump

(47)  Flair Bartenders

(48)  Cryptocurrency slingers

(49)  Tie:  Vice President Mike Pence–The Boston Strangler

(50)  The daily regulars in the $8-16 Omaha High-Low Split game at The Orleans

One More:  (51)  Geraldo Rivera, for betraying everything your generation once stood for.

 

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2 Comments

  1. Why is Kornheiser on the list?

  2. I could not agree more with No. 50 and I’ve played in that game once

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