Tesla’s New SUV is the Ugliest Car Ever Made

This is the ugliest fucking car I’ve ever seen. And that’s saying a lot.

Ford Edsel. AMC Pacer. Tesla Box Turd.

Wow. What disconnected, delusional multi-billionaire green-lighted this monstrosity?

Wait, we all know the answer.

Here’s another question:

What disconnected assclown with birdshit for brains would pay anything for this Muskheap of metal?

I mean, seriously, if you were making some sci-fi movie with an apocalyptic end depicting an Orwellian-esque horror show void of any charm or style, THIS is the monstrous design futuristic cars would have. Getting in or out of one of these cars in public view would be a fucking embarrassment. Try to pick me up in one of these boxy metalfuckers and I’d rather walk well muttering to myself why we’re even friends, while pretending not to know you.

Yeah sure, tastes and styles are purely subjective. But this vehicle makes no sense on any level.

Society has sadly jumped the shark in many ways….. politics, music, culture. This might be the ultimate visual representation of the disconnect of economic lunacy.