Rants and Raves Archives - Page 11 of 50

Posted by Nolan Dalla on Nov 9, 2022 in Blog, Personal, Politics, Rants and Raves | 0 comments

Happy Days are Here Again!

THESE ARE GLORIOUS TIMES !!!

What a week!

(1) The “red wave” hits a Democratic firewall and goes “pffffffffffft!”

(2) Trump’s endorsement gets cracked as a total candidate killer (now, poor Republicans have to deal with the crazed monster they created for the next two years as he tries to tear everything down, including his own party — this shitshow is going to be fabulous! Order boxes of popcorn!).

(3) Cryptocurrency garbage is crashing through the fucking floor faster than a bowling ball falling through a straw hut. The fraud is exposed. Gather around, my children, light this Ponzi trash on fire, and grab marshmallows. This is a roast for the ages.

(4) I’m up a whopping +31 games flat betting in the NFL this season (110 wagers), absolutely crushing the everlilvingfuckoutifit, and we’re not even at midseason yet!

Man, if I somehow scratch out another 5-unit win in football betting this week and Warnock wins in Georgia, I might just become insufferable.

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Posted by Nolan Dalla on Nov 8, 2022 in Blog, Las Vegas, Politics | 0 comments

A Thank You to Election Poll Workers

“Let this be a thank you to hundreds of thousands of dedicated, honest, hard-working poll workers on this 2022 election day.”

Posted by Nolan Dalla on Nov 7, 2022 in Blog, Politics, Rants and Raves, What's Left | 1 comment

Still Undecided? Then Please, Don’t Vote

OUR LEADERS ARE ELECTED BY MORONS — AND THEY’RE KNOWN AS THE “UNDECIDEDS”

“Why should we encourage people with absolutely no knowledge of issues and an utter lack of interest in civic affairs to suddenly enter a voting booth and start checking boxes for candidates they know nothing about? It’s like begging a 5-year-old to show up on November 8th and be an air traffic controller for a day.”

Posted by Nolan Dalla on Nov 6, 2022 in Blog, Politics, Rants and Raves, Video 1 | 1 comment

Stop Jamming My Mailbox With Junk!

Here’s my short rant on the eve of the 2022 midterm election.

How about this — let’s ban paper-wasting mailbox-stuffing junk political mailers!

Question: Has even one of these free dustpan sweeps (because that’s really all they’re good for) ever changed anyone’s vote?

Encore Presentation: Just minutes after posting this, I went out to my mailbox on Saturday. More political mailers! Oh, and we already voted three days ago!