This Painting is a Hideous

Read MoreLook at this hideous piece of shit. Not me, you fool!
I mean, look at the painting!

Read MoreLook at this hideous piece of shit. Not me, you fool!
I mean, look at the painting!

Read MoreI have a love-hate relationship with laptops. I love them. They hate me.

Read MoreFollowing PART 1 and PART 2, here’s the story of my favorite dinner of the 2015 World Series of Poker, in other words — my top choice out of 51 such engagements. There’s also a brief interlude of thanks to some friends who presented me with various gift bottles of wine and assorted liquors, which sufficiently swayed me enough to write positive things about them here.

Oh, What a Night! An amazing cast of poker characters — including Tony Hachem, Shane Warne, Chris Moneymaker, Greg Raymer, Joe Hachem, Brian Rast, Daniel Negreanu, Antonio Esfandiari, and his Dad, me on the bottom left, and lots of other cool people, too. At the SECOND BEST dinner I attended at the 2015 WSOP What was the best? Read on.
Read MoreBetween May 26 and July 15, I worked 51 consecutive days and nights at the 2015 World Series of Poker. These moments were the best of those days and nights.

Read MoreI hate small talk.
What’s the most annoying string of words that stream from the human mouth, other than “Can I borrow money?” Consider these three words: How are you? Other variations of this persistent irritation include the following — How’s it going? What’s going on? You doing okay?
Quit it. Just stop. I’m begging you.