50 Shades of John C. Reilly
Read More“I’ve never read anything so badly written that got published. It made Twilight look like War and Peace.”
— Salman Rushdie
Is This the Future of Economy Air Travel?
It was only a matter of time before someone came up with the idea of the world’s first “standing airline.” That’s right. They can’t even call this the cheap seats.
Read MoreMy Thermostat Requirements When Visiting Your Home
Read MoreI attended a Super Bowl party at a friend’s house on Sunday. What I didn’t expect was the sauna and steam bath that came along with a small living room crammed full of people. This is what happens due to poor planning. A disaster. The whole place turns into a sweatbox. If he invites me next year, I’m showing up in a bathing suit. I’m also bringing a fan and a cooler full of ice cubes. Then, maybe he’ll get the message.
How to Tell If You’re Owned by Your Cat
Read More“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”
― Christopher Hitchens (The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever)
Instructions For Those Who Send Christmas Cards
Read MoreAllow me to take this occasion to express my deepest gratitude to so many of you out there who sent me a Christmas card this year, or to appease the political correctness police — “a holiday card.”
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