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Posted by Nolan Dalla on Jun 8, 2014 in Blog, Las Vegas, Rants and Raves | 15 comments

What Pisses Me Off About Valet Parking

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Valet parking attendants piss me off. They jerk around with my car. Sometimes, they turn my vehicle into their own private joyride for what amounts to about 30 to 40 seconds of personal amusement, which is about the length of time it should take to move a car from the valet entrance into a VIP parking area.

Posted by Nolan Dalla on Jun 7, 2014 in Blog | 1 comment

Dealing with Death

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This week marks the 70th anniversary of the D-Day invasion at Normandy.

Posted by Nolan Dalla on May 28, 2014 in Blog, Las Vegas, Personal | 2 comments

How to Properly Execute an Obscene Gesture

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Gather around, my children.

Today’s lesson underscores the fine art of executing a proper obscene gesture.

Here and now, you shall learn the most advanced techniques of shooting the middle finger. There will even be a bonus course on the virtuosity of “double-barreling.”

Posted by Nolan Dalla on May 25, 2014 in Blog, Personal, Restaurant Reviews | 5 comments

My Dinner Table Seating Requirements (With Seating Charts)

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Terrified of being stuck in a bad dinner with boring guests?

Take a lesson from me.

Posted by Nolan Dalla on May 17, 2014 in Blog, Las Vegas, Music and Concert Reviews | 9 comments

Opening Up My New Las Vegas Nightclub

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I don’t get nightclubs. I don’t understand them at all. The ass baggers who will pay $750 for something called “bottle service,” which basically consists of a fifty-five dollar bottle of Grey Goose stuffed into an ice bucket with four glasses, wheeled out by a 90-pound waitress who’s now expecting a 25 percent tip. Bottle service — VIP rooms — velvet ropes….it all adds up to a pricey parade of pricks.