Prediction: Trump Will Declare Victory

 

 

PREDICTION: TRUMP WILL SOON DECLARE “VICTORY”

Wait for it. Watch what’s about to happen. It’s coming.

Sometime very soon, much of this trade war madness will end. Or, pause. Or, lapse temporarily. Or, fade. Who knows exactly given the madman king’s constant lies, contradictions, conflicting messages, and lunacy.

What’s absolutely 100 percent certain to happen is — Trump will declare “victory.” This CON-fabulation will be bloviated ad nauseam by his gutless underlings and programmed sycophants. “Victory” will be the message loudly and clearly trumpeted across all the pro-MAGA propaganda networks and websites. And, millions of brainwashed low-information morons will gobble down every lie and fresh morsel of crap like marinated pork chops at the Golden Corral.

America first! Hell yeah! The art of the deal! What a dealmaker! What a negotiator! Trump showed ’em! We won!

Yeah, *great* job getting Cambodia and Lesotho to allow in .013 percent of world wide American exports without import tariffs. Hooray! Victory! The phone is ringing off the hook, the White House assures us.
Indeed, at some point Trump will inevitably “solve” his own problem, and by doing so look quite competent doing it. That’s what “spin” does. It spins the truth. Fact is, he STARTED the fire. He didn’t just light the match. He took a flamethrower to the rest of the world. Wait and see, he’ll be praised as the fireman.

It’s like lighting your own house on fire, then grabbing a garden house and dousing the flames. America’s hero. Look at me! I did that!

Trump is no firefighter, nor hero. He’s the arsonist. Remember that.