Every Picture Tells a Story: Beware of Falling Christmas Trees — Crystal City, VA (1995)

EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY:
BEWARE OF FALLING CHRISTMAS TREES
CRYSTAL CITY, VA (1995)

EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY:
BEWARE OF FALLING CHRISTMAS TREES
CRYSTAL CITY, VA (1995)
Today, Hunter Biden pled “guilty” to several charges. Good. Now, please settle this matter, once and for all.
Let me be crystal clear. Hunter Biden is a piece of shit. Any slug of a son who would put his devoted father in such an awkward position with his preposterously shady business dealings, blatant tax evasion, wild cocaine parties, and reckless lifestyle absolutely deserves whatever punishments the courts dish out upon him. From what I know and have seen, Hunter Biden appears to be both arrogant and dumb.
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EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY:
“MEMBERS ONLY” — MY VISIT TO AN ITALIAN-AMERICAN SOCIAL CLUB
BROOKLYN, NY (1994)
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to step into an Italian-American “social club” in Brooklyn? I tried that once. Here’s the story.
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EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY:
LIFE IS A MARATHON — HAPPY FATHERS DAY
WHITE ROCK LAKE — DALLAS (1979)
I was remarkably lucky in life. I had/have two great parents. I know many kids didn’t enjoy this advantage in their lives. Well, I did. Yes, I was very lucky.

EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY:
“YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AHH, DAMN YOU!”
ZUMA BEACH/POINT DUME — MALIBU, CA (1997)
Zuma Beach was the filming location for one of the greatest movie scenes in history.
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EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY:
BINION’S HORSESHOE $1,000,000 DISPLAY
LAS VEGAS, NV (1998)
This spot in front of the money display has probably been occupied by anyone and everyone who visited Las Vegas during the last half of the 20th Century.
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MY CAKE RANT: WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD-FASHIONED SIMPLICITY?
Why is it impossible to find a cake that’s simple, fresh, and delicious?
This goes for grocery stores, restaurants, and even bakeries.
Growing up, I always loved simplicity — coconut cake, chocolate cake, Boston cream pie, lemon pound cake, and simple sheet cakes that weren’t anything fancy, but were always tasty. These cakes were easy to make. Everybody loved those simple cakes.
Now, every cake I see, and every dessert I order LOOKS awesome. But they all TASTE LIKE SHIT!
EVERYWHERE!
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I’m not sure why we need “Flag Day.” Maybe, someone can explain.
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I want to know why this traitorous, treasonous, pathologically dishonest shitpile of a scuzzbucket is afforded ANY special privileges or entitlements from any government law enforcement agency heading both to and from his arraignment at a federal courthouse today. This is John Gotti with political stripes and he should be transporting his fat ass on his own dime.
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