Posted by Nolan Dalla on Mar 7, 2013 in Blog, Personal, Restaurant Reviews |

When someone with impeccable taste in food and dining invites me to dinner, I usually accept.
However, after a recent debacle, I’ll have to re-think this policy.
This “friend” invited me to dinner at a restaurant I knew to be fantastic, but which I hadn’t visited in years. He casually mentioned to me that some of his other “friends” would also be there. Fine.
I showed up on time. My next vision was right out of a horror movie. I was astounded to walk in and see twenty strangers sitting at the table. Strangers! His friends!
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Posted by Nolan Dalla on Mar 6, 2013 in Blog, General Poker, Personal, World Series of Poker |

The Scene: Atlantic City, New Jersey
The Date: December 5, 2005
The Problem: I need to raise $120,000 in cash by the following morning. It’s midnight.
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Posted by Nolan Dalla on Mar 5, 2013 in Blog |

I don’t like baseball.
I don’t watch baseball.
The only thing worse than sitting through nine boring-ass innings of baseball is a game that goes into extra innings.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Posted by Nolan Dalla on Mar 5, 2013 in Blog, General Poker, World Series of Poker |

You can’t write thousands of poker tournament reports without making a few misstakkes.
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Posted by Nolan Dalla on Mar 4, 2013 in Blog |

Imagine the possibilities.
The script reads as follows: Cheech and Chong win a free trip to Italy. While traveling, the old Pope resigns and a new Pope gets picked. The two dope heads somehow stumble into the Vatican. When the new Pope finally gets chosen, white smoke is traditionally released to the crowd gathered outside in Saint Peter’s Square, and a billion cheering worshipers watching worldwide.
Cheech and Chong. White smoke. You can pretty much figure out the rest.
At least the plot for “Cheech and Chong Visit the Vatican” would make sense.
But nothing makes sense in Catholicism.
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Posted by Nolan Dalla on Mar 3, 2013 in Blog, General Poker |

Chances are, you’ve never heard of Mark Fleddermann.
Until now.
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Posted by Nolan Dalla on Mar 2, 2013 in Blog, Movie Reviews |

James Randi defies description.
But I’m going to try.
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Posted by Nolan Dalla on Mar 1, 2013 in Blog, Rants and Raves, Travel |

I can’t move any further to the left unless I want to weld myself to the fuselage. So now, it’s pork shank to pork shank. Man flesh to man flesh.
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Posted by Nolan Dalla on Feb 28, 2013 in Blog, Politics, Rants and Raves, Travel |

This a beautiful place filled with ugly people.
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Posted by Nolan Dalla on Feb 27, 2013 in Blog, General Poker, Travel, World Series of Poker |

There’s a shadowy figure looming on the horizon. Worse, he’s headed straight towards me.
Shit.
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